facts and shit .....

Here are some facts and shit could be facts....... Could be shit ..... Either way enjoy ..... Or not ...... Who cares ....... I don't .......

              GUMMY BEARS

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Gummy bears are century old sweet....... They were invented in Germany........ Where you ask ..... Well I am going to tell you ........ Gumminar....... Yes...... Translates into rebbber bear ...... Fucking eh!!!!!!........ By hans ragel....... For his candy company .......haribo ...... You know that ad where these annoying bastards talk on helium ....... To celebrate the confectionary giant....... Is offering special bags all year with raspberry blue-flavoured party hats .

.as well as single flavour bags....a long time request.......... ....... 

                  ESKIMO PIE.

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America's first chocolate covered ice cream bar ...... The Eskimo pie....... Re named edy's pie...... In 2021 (I bet it was the fucking snowflake pussies that did this shit .....)........ Was patented in 1992...... Creator Chris Kent nelson...... Partnered  with the great chocolatier .. Russell stover ( love their chocolates .... Better than that fucking Hershey garbage )....... On the bar .... Then the pair sold the manufacturing rights........ To a few ice cream companies in Iowa....... They were an instant hits ..... They out within 24 hours ..... 250'000 bars ....... Is there that many fuckers in Iowa...... Geez Louise ........I thought it was all corn fields ....... Must  be a lot of Iowans smoke weed ....... (Munchies )........... 

              THE BLENDER

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The blender was born 100 years ago ............ The inventor...... Stephen poplawski..... A polish feller ......... An immigrant to Racine  Wisconsin........ No fucking shit Shirley ...... If he was polish of course he was an immigrant ...... How fucking else could he not be ...... Geez....... Also home of Horlicks....... Malted milk....... Poplawski blender helped make the first milk shakes...... ... And modern milkshakes possible....... And in fact the first shake made it possible.....made with ice cream at a Chicago Walgreens..... In the summer of 1922...........

Well I hope these facts....... and shit ........improve your existence...... or get you laid..... or a job or something ..... Or not .......