matress


                                   The life of a mattress


I have written countless subjects on my time on internationalhippie.......but i am not sure if i hit on the subject of mattresses .......its an unusual  strange topc......... and here is why ........first of.........  once you see them all stained,.......... and filthy with sweat and coffee and other bodily fluids ........you have no  worth of it.....its usually discarded by a dumpster waiting to go to the dump ..........its very hard to salvage a mattress and why would you want to .........someone else's mung ...sweat ...cum....ass cheeks ....porking ......snot ......saliva ......and skin lots......and lots of skin in there .........

The second tier to my rant is  in america  you have memorial day ....a day when soldiers died  for the country........... and  such like murderous bollocks ......you know  WAR   ,....what is  it good for !!!!!!!!white rich men's game thats what it is good for  ......we all know that .....rich men killoing poor  with penis shaped missiles  ..........but as i am starting to stray of my rant   .....the fact is corporate .......or greedy thieving corporate America  .......like to capitalize on the sacred day by offering discount mattresses ............yes  men died  in vain in a rich mans  game ........but !!!!!!however you can get a discounted mattress.......oh !!!!!and all other  holidays  .....its the best time  to buy a mattress .......i shudder to think what the y do with the old ones  ......my guess is  they get bleached and sold at flea markets  to lesser fortunate  underlings ..........no shit holmes!!!!!!!!! ..........its a mostly driven market for women .....guys do not give a flying fuck........ they will sleep on a  sofa ........ lazy boy ........  etc ......wherever they can get a sleep  ........park bench  ....anywhere ........women no  !!!!!!......they have to  have the  muffin top on their  matching duvet   comforter .......... and  100 fucking pillows  .......... i hate them  fucking pillows  with a passion ...........and we all know  the likes of  martha stewart   and  such like loonies  love you to buy their  fucking  garbage  ......men  do not  care about  duvets  ....comforters  ....... matching pillows  and   frills and  spills .........we just wanna  fucking sleep ......gay guys love all that cupcake  fairy asssed  stuff ........we  call it gaying up the bedroom........ ......married men have no choice  to live in a  gayed  up bedroom .........unless you are single   .....then its black satin sheets .........and  a  mirror on the ceiling  .....or  cheetah sheets  ..........


Now with all that in mind  ....mind you here is the  part  that boils my onions .......when you go to a hotel .......you pay anywhere  between $100.....and up for a hotel room ........and you are sleeping on a mattress that hundreds  of people have coughed .....farted....sneezed.......sweated.....snored and fucked on .......and if you are a germaphobe........ like i am  .....the thought that two lumberjack  bear men from ....... the  key west  or  a  cub and  a bear.......... or  two sweating male gym rats .......... had  bizarro sexual fun ......right where you  face is.........sack on sack  stuff ......12 hours before  .........and the only thing that separates you............ is a  thin sheet .......yes !!!!!!  sorry to  make you nuts......... excuse the pun ...........or  maybe  four  hot  strippers  had  dildo fun ...........and  left their  juice in the mattress  next to your  nose ........you do not know ......especially in a place like  las vegas  .............you know ceasars palace .......or such like places  .........coke  clit  .........semen  ass sweat .....all nice  deposits for you to inhale .......yet you cannot  give  away a used mattress  ...but you will pay handsomely to rent one for  24 hours or there  abouts .......and not say a fucking word .......its  a strange  way human  beings do things ........but to me this is one of the strangest things so far ............

  


just to take your mind of that here is a  picture of my friend's bulldog  claudia.......good girl!!!!!!!











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