The life of a mattress
I have written countless subjects on my time on internationalhippie.......but i am not sure if i hit on the subject of mattresses .......its an unusual strange topc......... and here is why ........first of......... once you see them all stained,.......... and filthy with sweat and coffee and other bodily fluids ........you have no worth of it.....its usually discarded by a dumpster waiting to go to the dump ..........its very hard to salvage a mattress and why would you want to .........someone else's mung ...sweat ...cum....ass cheeks ....porking ......snot ......saliva ......and skin lots......and lots of skin in there .........
The second tier to my rant is in america you have memorial day ....a day when soldiers died for the country........... and such like murderous bollocks ......you know WAR ,....what is it good for !!!!!!!!white rich men's game thats what it is good for ......we all know that .....rich men killoing poor with penis shaped missiles ..........but as i am starting to stray of my rant .....the fact is corporate .......or greedy thieving corporate America .......like to capitalize on the sacred day by offering discount mattresses ............yes men died in vain in a rich mans game ........but !!!!!!however you can get a discounted mattress.......oh !!!!!and all other holidays .....its the best time to buy a mattress .......i shudder to think what the y do with the old ones ......my guess is they get bleached and sold at flea markets to lesser fortunate underlings ..........no shit holmes!!!!!!!!! ..........its a mostly driven market for women .....guys do not give a flying fuck........ they will sleep on a sofa ........ lazy boy ........ etc ......wherever they can get a sleep ........park bench ....anywhere ........women no !!!!!!......they have to have the muffin top on their matching duvet comforter .......... and 100 fucking pillows .......... i hate them fucking pillows with a passion ...........and we all know the likes of martha stewart and such like loonies love you to buy their fucking garbage ......men do not care about duvets ....comforters ....... matching pillows and frills and spills .........we just wanna fucking sleep ......gay guys love all that cupcake fairy asssed stuff ........we call it gaying up the bedroom........ ......married men have no choice to live in a gayed up bedroom .........unless you are single .....then its black satin sheets .........and a mirror on the ceiling .....or cheetah sheets ..........
Now with all that in mind ....mind you here is the part that boils my onions .......when you go to a hotel .......you pay anywhere between $100.....and up for a hotel room ........and you are sleeping on a mattress that hundreds of people have coughed .....farted....sneezed.......sweated.....snored and fucked on .......and if you are a germaphobe........ like i am .....the thought that two lumberjack bear men from ....... the key west or a cub and a bear.......... or two sweating male gym rats .......... had bizarro sexual fun ......right where you face is.........sack on sack stuff ......12 hours before .........and the only thing that separates you............ is a thin sheet .......yes !!!!!! sorry to make you nuts......... excuse the pun ...........or maybe four hot strippers had dildo fun ...........and left their juice in the mattress next to your nose ........you do not know ......especially in a place like las vegas .............you know ceasars palace .......or such like places .........coke clit .........semen ass sweat .....all nice deposits for you to inhale .......yet you cannot give away a used mattress ...but you will pay handsomely to rent one for 24 hours or there abouts .......and not say a fucking word .......its a strange way human beings do things ........but to me this is one of the strangest things so far ............
just to take your mind of that here is a picture of my friend's bulldog claudia.......good girl!!!!!!!
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