my pillow............. the guy

Here's a thing I was watching TV ...as there is not much to do in this  fucking pandemic .....so there was the ad for the guy who sells my pillow ....you know  .......he says his pillows are whoop dee fucking doo .......and the couple who have black make up to make them look tired and all that bollocks .....however ....he touts how his pillows are made here in the USA........good job!!!!!!...Charlie brown .......so I got to thinking he  raves his cotton is harvested in some fucking shithole in Egypt .......my point is  ...why not American cotton grown in say Arkansas .......so he makes  American buys foreign ....not a good  fucking  gig ......you would think he would buy his cotton in America .....why Egypt I say what's the fucking difference cotton is  cotton ........I know I have heard fuckers rave about  Egyptian cotton thread count bollocks ........to me sheets are sheets ......but I am not an ambassador of the bedsheet biz ......but he  makes a point that his fucking sheets and pillows are made here  ...would it not be cheaper  to  buy the cotton in the next couple of states away .......you tell me I don't get it ............