I have lived in Florida for 25 long hot years .......i have to say .....
its way better than living is a fucking cold shit hole .......for example places like Scotland ......buffalo.....new york ....Missouri.....Minnesota.......just a a few off the top of my cranium .......'.
South Florida is constant sunshine ....there are no season s......just fucking hot ......but the great thing...is the winters .....when everyone else is fucking freezing their as off you are wandering around in shorts and a t-shirt ......
But like everything else in life........ there is always that underbelly .......always .......and the dark side of Florida is its a fucking bunghole of humanity ......
its like a garbage can ........... full of all walks of life from every part of the world ......and even Scotland .....yes i like it here ......because i would rather sweat than freeze.......i have hear the weather is great in Hawaii but its so fucking expensive there ......
So you may be saying......... what does this have to do with road rage ......
Well without a doubt .......
Florida is is fucking wanker state ......you can get a licence here ..... just by driving around a strip mall.........
its very hard to get a licence in the UK ........ i tried three times .......
here it was like ...15 minutes...... and the guy who was testing me ........ was just short of a fucking moron.....and i bet i could have bribed him .....its America ......
i have live on many states ......travelled to many countries ......and apart from Thailand ......... which is an insane asylum .......Florida has the worst drivers.......
here is a list just a few of what you got here driving in south Florida.....
1.in boca raton....... the old new york ladies .....who are blind as fuck....... driving a car the size of Rosie o Donnell's head .....and cannot see over the dashboard ....and when it rains ....the cunts in boca........ are fucking useless ......
2.the bus drivers .....usually ........ islanders who do not car about shit ....and drive all over the fucking place........ and think they own the fucking road .....big bus small dicked ...... unhappily married man controlling people in seats ......
3.the douchbag ........who is having a midlife crisis.....and has bought a dodge charger .......... with a HEMI!!!!!!......or a Porsche or BMW........you know the type .....he missed his youth........he is greying out........ and now divorced .......... and now looking for the young babe in his car .........to resume his masculinity.......(which his wife took along with the house and the kids ).. ...through mechanics .....
you know how and empty headed fuck......... will date a guy because he has a nice car ......an asshole in a Porsche or dodge charger ..........is still an asshole ...... nothing changes just the game ....
4.then you have the bitch driving ......talking on the phones........ putting on make-up ....... drinking coffee and ........ fixing her fucking hair .....endangering everyone .....dam!!!!! how the fuck do women pull that shit off ........ i have trouble keeping my eyes on the fucking road ......
5.then you got the cunts charging towards a red light......... and then slamming on the brakes ........ you know the lights are red ........why are you speeding up.....
6. then you have the Larry the cable guy ....... redneck....... fucking swamp driving ......... deer hunting ....... hillbilly camouflage wearing ...........hog killer....... john Deere hat wearing ..........with the massive tricked out pick up ........which started of as a F 150 .........but has 100 k of attachments ........... and sound like a fucking peterbilt truck ............
who you know drives a big truck........ to make up for a small dick .......its compensating for ....... its a known fact.......
7. Then there are the Tuck drivers ....... who just drive right up your fucking ass ..........those are usually the same cunts that own #6....but have a cargo road freight train ......and think they have an extension of the truck ......
8.then there are bastards like me ...who are in no hurry ever ......why .......well whats the fucking point of driving like a fucking loonie ........you are achieving nothing .....if you cannot get in your car half and hour earlier......... to get some where .......... and relax ......... what is the fucking point ......i do not understand why people leave it to the last minute .......and then rush ......."well i have responsibilities ........wife and kids ........and suchlike ......well no one forced you at gunpoint ......... you have to make time for traffic ......
9.the fuckers on the phones .....man these are some dangerous bastards ....and yes i have been an irresponsible prick sometimes ......i cannot do it ...it is a bad habit .......i try to not answer the phone .....incidentally one person is killed every 5 mins while texting .......i just do not wanna joining them just yet .,.......
!) then there are the loonies on the Saki burners....bushidos ....jap crap .......the hi-tech bikes .........they are just unmatchable .......these are some crazy fuckers ........
10. and finally the road warriors .....the hog drivers .....AKA Harley Davidson bikers ....mostly a very safe bunch of road warriors .....but fucking hell!!!!!!! does you exhaust need to blow out my fucking eardrums ..........i have heard hog drivers saying ........its to let you know we are here .........what a load of fucking bollocks......... its a macho thing ....a Harley with no exhaust ......sound like nothing ....
These are just a few of the assholes in the fecal colony .......... called south Florida .....
the only way to get through it .........is you have to take your time .......... i am not sure why people with a large metal object get pissed off .....
Road rage is just another example of why people let life get the better of them ..........
life is great but why let it control you ........... when its your life its insane ........
if you are over 40 ...........and lost your licence for the 3rd time ......do you think you are just not getting it ......
or if you have been done for drunk driving 3 times...... you might have a problem.....
or you have a fast car ........ and you are on your 5 Th speeding fine .......maybe you are not getting it .....
if you area fucking grown adult ..... and still getting fines........ and bans .......
you may wanna take the fucking bus ....
If you constantly risk your licence ......... drink driving........... its all good its your choice .........its also illegal ...its all fun and games ........till someone gets hurt simple .....
Road rage is purely and simple a fucking cunts way............ of using a loaded vehicle as an assault weapon ....
your a dick ....pure and simple .....if life is that bad ......... and getting the better of you ......maybe you should not be on the roundabout ......... endangering otherwise happy people ..........
Incidentally ......... a licence is not a right in any state ..........its an earned privilege ......which can be taken away at any time ......
just some people are too stupid to realize it !!!!!!
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