There has been a reality show....on man caves .......basically it was mostly the garages and basements ........converted into .....a place where pussy whipped men went ......because they did not have the balls to tell the wife .....that the house is theirs .......
But they let the wife take over the kitchen.......... the bathrooms ........the bedrooms ..........where they put those twenty pillows on the beds............. they do not use........and the bathroom............ where they hang the towels ............ that no one can wipe their dick or pussy on ...........after a movement ........
the closet ............. men get like one shelf and one rack........ and the bitch takes over the closet .......what the fuck is wrong with today's pussy whipped (usually white ) male ........
So.......... reality TV.......... decided to make shows about men turning their basement of their house ............. or garage.......... into a "MAN CAVE "......where the show ........... shows ............ these so called burly half famous actors ........... manning out the places the women don't want ...........women don't want the basement ............. they have no use....and i can bet they still put their washing machine in there ...........so their Friends cannot see............. it when they invite them around show off of the house the bank owns .......
Man caves........... is basically a term given to the guy who has no balls ............ and the wife has taken over the house .......he is left with the discarded room.......... that's really not worth a fuck .......because as you know in real men's day ..........
A basement is where you basically kept all the shit you have as a family ........you know the Xmas shite .......... you have to put up so you can lie to the kids ........... about a fat bearded cunt that comes once a year ( and usually dad gets laid for being a good man at Xmas )............and your stupid fucking kids have not figured out you have air conditioning pipes ........... and no chimney!!!!!!!but its all part of being a parent right !!!!!!
.........because we all know.......... Xmas is a lie .......and funnily enough ..........its a big deal and even funnier .......... it is toys not made by elves ......... but Asian sweat shop children ..........in a foreign country in inhuman conditions .......funny that huh!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!Yes basements ............the storage for all the family shite .....Halloween ............ another fictitious ............. terror oriented day ...where kids are lied to ........thanksgiving another day .............where families so called families pretend like they care ............and fly into mums and dads ......... to suffer each other and consume dead turkeys .....In a celebration which was a load of bollocks ......its just an excuse for families to eat ..........drink .........and pretend like they give a fuck ........... when in actual fact most families they don't give a fuck ......jealousy .......backstabbing ......... spiteful ......siblings (usually sisters jealous of each other .....seen that one played out )......... hatred.......favouritism.......and of course the complete lying and stupidity involved in the veneerialsim of holidays ........
Isn't it funny the two things that brings families together ..........holidays and death .......pity they cannot be civil 365 days a year ............. your a hypocrite if you need a reason to be nice 365 days a year ...........very few families are not fucked up .......just a fact that i am pointing out from bad experiences in my existence .......Scotland style .......maybe i am using that as a bad example.........
however MAN CAVES ,......have only come around in the last 15 years approx .......i can never remember my dad having to have a place where he could get peace .............well he never did get peace until he died ...........maybe if he did have a man cave then he might still be alive .........i guess having a selfish ............unsatisfied ......... child constantly demanding .......... and using children as a weapon ........and annoying him daily was enough to send any man to his grave......
Any man should never need to have a man cave .......... for the simple fact his house is his home .............but women have fucked that shit up ..........with their incessant demands on how the house these days they don't own .... .....should be a show house for her friends ............ other wise whats the point of having towels in the bathroom you cant use ............or 20 pillows on the bed you don't use .......... or the dinner table set ............and no cunt eats from these plates .......its fucking insanity at any level ........there must be some gay guys drinking tropical drinks on a beach somewhere .......... saying what a fucking great idea that was !!!!!!! .......... they bought it ....buy things you don't use .......brilliant !!!!! .......
Its a sign ..........that a man has to fuck off to a room because he cannot get peace ......with kids and fucking wives friend ........... coming to the house ...who you know he fantasizes about ...........we all know married men have secret boners for their wives friends ..........never admit that one ........my good friend 's tell me all the time how their wives friends are hot ...........usually after shitting out kids.......... the wife's body goes south .......just saying ...........not lies fact,......why do you think strip clubs are a healthy business .......great place for married men to go while they are on their business trips in towns far away
Funny why men need a man cave ....to get peace from who .....the wife so he and his buddies can come around ......... and drink home made beer ......... and play cards.......... grab ass ......and do the male bonding bollocks .......
you see women have their secret place ........... its called her closet ......where All the money goes on all her clothes ........you got one rack and place for your sneakers ..........unless your rich ............ then that's not a problem ......
But women take over the kitchen ..........the bathroom.......... and the closets .......its why builders design homes ............ on that basis ............. its what sell you see it all the time on these weak ass programmes selling homes ...
a home should be a place where both people share ........... woman should not decide the closet .........or kitchen or bathroom is hers ......
Man caves are usually a discarded part of the house as i said ...........which tell you the women has no respect for a mans home ...........even if she moves in.......... she gays up the house ............(gaying up the house is a terminology used by straight men) .......
(because we all know gay men's homes ........as opposed to straight Menes homes.......... are all Martha stewartesque...........they are usually the same as the women's ............but even cleaner.......... OCD .............you know the metro sexual look ...............metro sexual ........... being a terminology ............. meaning ............ that is a straight man who wants to be gay .............but still loves eating pussy )...........this would exclude builders ............mechanics................AC guys..........crane operators ........industrial related macho guys .although ................i have seen fruity looking lumberjack styles .............you know the beards ..........and the Wyatt erp hair cuts ............ with the check shirts ...........
Usually .............its clean cut banker related real estate chaps ............ who do not like getting their gel messed ............ up or their hands dirty .....the same ones that drink martinis .............and hang around yuppie martini style Establishments ..........and drive AUDIS ......and high end vehicles .........
Anyway usually the underbelly of a Man cave ................is the significance the guy cannot get peace.............. from the wife.......... and her bitches coming around with their ball less husbands ............. admiring the bathroom towels............ which are usually for tarjet!!!!! .........or wal -mart ......the 20 pillows ......on the bed .......and the dining room table......while they cackle like geese in a group............. while the men talk about their flat screens................ and their ass grab NFL .............and their cars they drive ...........but don't own ......in a job they are enslaved to ..........
Because at the end of the day........... one does have to keep up with the Joneses........... otherwise what the point of having all these acquirement's .......to fill that empty void and appear like you are part of life's great big dream .......
