man cave .....the depcitation of a pussy.........



There has been a reality show....on man caves .......basically it was  mostly  the garages  and basements ........converted into .....a  place where  pussy whipped men  went  ......because they did not have the balls  to tell the wife  .....that  the  house is  theirs .......

But they let the  wife  take over  the kitchen.......... the  bathrooms ........the  bedrooms  ..........where  they put  those   twenty pillows on the beds............. they  do not use........and the  bathroom............  where they hang  the towels ............ that  no one  can  wipe their dick or  pussy on  ...........after  a   movement ........

the closet ............. men  get  like one shelf    and one  rack........ and the  bitch  takes over  the closet .......what the  fuck is wrong with today's  pussy whipped  (usually white ) male ........

So.......... reality  TV..........  decided  to make  shows  about   men  turning their  basement of their  house ............. or  garage..........  into a    "MAN CAVE "......where   the show  ........... shows ............ these  so  called  burly   half  famous  actors ...........  manning  out the  places  the women  don't  want ...........women  don't  want the  basement  ............. they have no use....and i  can bet they still  put  their  washing machine in there ...........so their  Friends  cannot see............. it when they   invite  them  around    show  off  of  the  house  the   bank owns .......

Man  caves...........  is   basically a term  given to  the  guy who  has  no  balls ............ and  the  wife  has  taken over the house .......he  is left with the  discarded  room..........  that's  really not  worth a  fuck .......because  as you know in  real men's  day .......... 

A  basement  is where you basically  kept  all the  shit  you  have  as a  family ........you know  the   Xmas  shite .......... you have to put  up    so you can lie to the  kids ........... about a  fat  bearded  cunt that comes  once  a year  ( and usually dad  gets  laid  for  being a good man at Xmas )............and your  stupid  fucking  kids  have not   figured  out you  have  air  conditioning pipes ........... and  no chimney!!!!!!!but its all part of  being a parent right !!!!!!

.........because we  all know..........   Xmas  is  a  lie  .......and  funnily enough ..........its a  big deal  and   even  funnier .......... it is  toys  not  made  by elves  ......... but  Asian sweat   shop  children ..........in a foreign  country in     inhuman  conditions .......funny that  huh!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!Yes  basements  ............the storage  for  all the  family  shite .....Halloween ............ another   fictitious ............. terror  oriented   day   ...where   kids  are  lied  to  ........thanksgiving  another  day .............where  families  so  called  families  pretend  like  they care  ............and  fly into mums and  dads  ......... to  suffer  each other  and   consume  dead   turkeys  .....In a  celebration  which   was  a  load of  bollocks  ......its  just an excuse  for  families   to eat ..........drink .........and  pretend  like  they give a  fuck ...........  when in  actual  fact  most  families they  don't  give  a  fuck   ......jealousy  .......backstabbing .........  spiteful  ......siblings  (usually sisters jealous of  each other  .....seen that one played out )......... hatred.......favouritism.......and of  course  the   complete   lying and   stupidity  involved  in the  veneerialsim of  holidays ........

Isn't it  funny the  two things that  brings  families  together  ..........holidays  and  death .......pity they  cannot be civil  365  days a  year .............     your a  hypocrite  if you need a reason to be nice  365 days   a year ...........very  few   families are  not  fucked  up .......just a fact that i am pointing out  from   bad  experiences  in   my existence .......Scotland  style .......maybe  i am using that as  a bad  example.........

however  MAN CAVES ,......have  only come  around  in the last   15  years  approx .......i can  never  remember  my dad   having to  have  a place   where  he  could  get  peace  .............well he  never   did get peace until he  died ...........maybe  if  he   did  have a  man cave  then  he might still be alive .........i guess  having  a  selfish ............unsatisfied ......... child   constantly  demanding .......... and using children    as  a weapon ........and   annoying him  daily was  enough to  send  any man  to his  grave......

Any man should never  need  to have  a man  cave .......... for the simple  fact  his  house is  his  home   .............but women have fucked  that shit  up  ..........with their  incessant demands  on how  the  house  these  days they don't  own .... .....should be a show house  for  her  friends ............ other wise  whats the point of  having towels in the  bathroom you cant use  ............or  20 pillows on the  bed  you   don't use  .......... or  the dinner  table  set  ............and no cunt  eats  from these  plates .......its  fucking insanity  at any level ........there  must  be  some  gay guys  drinking   tropical  drinks on a  beach  somewhere ..........  saying  what a  fucking  great idea  that was  !!!!!!! .......... they bought it  ....buy things  you don't  use .......brilliant !!!!! .......

Its a sign ..........that a man  has  to fuck off  to a room because he  cannot get peace  ......with kids  and  fucking   wives   friend  ........... coming to the house  ...who you know  he  fantasizes  about ...........we all know   married  men have   secret  boners  for  their  wives  friends  ..........never  admit that one ........my good   friend 's  tell me all the  time  how their  wives  friends are  hot ...........usually after  shitting out kids..........  the    wife's body goes  south .......just saying  ...........not lies  fact,......why do you think  strip  clubs  are a   healthy  business .......great place for married men to go  while they are on their  business  trips  in  towns  far away 

Funny why men need a  man  cave  ....to get peace  from  who .....the wife  so he  and  his  buddies  can  come  around ......... and drink  home made beer ......... and   play cards..........   grab ass ......and   do the male  bonding  bollocks .......

you see  women have their  secret place ........... its  called  her  closet ......where  All the  money goes  on  all her  clothes ........you got one  rack and  place  for your  sneakers  ..........unless your  rich  ............ then  that's   not a problem ......

But women  take over the kitchen ..........the  bathroom.......... and the  closets .......its why  builders  design homes ............ on that basis ............. its  what sell you see it all the time on  these   weak  ass   programmes  selling homes ...

a home should be a place  where  both people  share ...........  woman should  not  decide the  closet .........or  kitchen or  bathroom is hers  ......

Man caves are usually a  discarded  part of the house as i said ...........which tell you the women  has no respect for a mans  home  ...........even if she moves in..........  she  gays up the house ............(gaying up the house is a terminology  used  by straight men) .......

(because we  all know  gay men's  homes  ........as opposed  to straight Menes  homes..........  are all Martha  stewartesque...........they are   usually the same as the  women's  ............but  even cleaner..........  OCD  .............you know the metro sexual  look ...............metro sexual ...........  being a  terminology   ............. meaning ............ that is a  straight man  who  wants to be gay  .............but  still loves  eating pussy )...........this  would  exclude  builders ............mechanics................AC guys..........crane operators ........industrial  related  macho guys .although ................i have  seen  fruity looking lumberjack styles .............you know  the beards  ..........and the Wyatt erp  hair  cuts ............ with the    check shirts  ...........

Usually .............its   clean  cut  banker  related  real estate  chaps ............ who  do not like  getting their  gel messed ............ up or their  hands   dirty .....the  same ones  that  drink  martinis .............and   hang around   yuppie   martini style  Establishments ..........and  drive  AUDIS  ......and  high end  vehicles .........

Anyway  usually the underbelly of  a Man  cave ................is the significance  the  guy  cannot  get  peace..............   from the  wife..........  and  her  bitches  coming around  with their   ball less  husbands ............. admiring the   bathroom towels............ which are  usually for  tarjet!!!!! .........or  wal -mart ......the   20 pillows ......on the bed .......and the   dining room  table......while  they cackle  like  geese in  a  group.............  while the men  talk about their  flat screens................ and their  ass grab NFL .............and their  cars  they  drive  ...........but don't  own ......in a job they  are  enslaved  to ..........

Because at the  end of the day...........  one  does  have to keep up  with the Joneses...........  otherwise  what the point of  having all these   acquirement's  .......to fill that empty void  and appear like you  are  part of  life's great  big  dream .......