Sunday, April 30, 2017
you know what really fucking annoys me about human beings .....
I Have said many many times before ....i am not an ambassador for the human race on any level ...as i believe they are the dumbest bastards that walk the earth ....and do not deserve the respect of animals heres why .....
Human beings do really fucking stupid ...inodoctrined shite ......i am watching the 2017 rock and roll hall of fame ..inductees ......what makes me mad and gag about this fucking retarded gig ....is they make someone a member long after they are dead ......what the fuck good is anything after your dead ......i mean really ....what stupid cunts human beings are ......things only matter when your alive ......
For instance tupak shakur has been inducted in the rock hall of fame he has been dead 20 years ......yes 20 fucking years ......and he is just inducted
I personally think tupac shakur was one of the greatest philospers of our times a genuis beyond ..........he left us too early in the violent hemispere of east /west relatonships of the rap world ....its a musical battlefield ......sad but there you go ......music is a world that has its underbelly .....epsecially the rap world ......but so many in this biz have been killed .......
Like all the great we get blessed once in a while with musical greatness .....
But however .......my point is music like art is very rarely appreciated till somone dies .....and how can you tell .....well 2016 ....we lost a shitload of really really fucking great performers ......two of which whom w e all know goegre michael ........and prince ......yes iconic legends ......yet there albums were only selling and doing marginal until they died ......and they become number ones and their vinyl went through the roof....
Artist once they die their paintings become famous ......there are a few like peter maxx ......so on and so forth .......but basqiat he died his shit is worth a fortune .......warhol ......i know you are saying they will not make anymore.....but thats a sick mentality ......
Human beings have a morbid obsession with death ......we cover dead people in make up and fill them with faormaldrahyde ......even when they are getting cremated ......why well because people are fucking brainwashed by the masses on how the approach life ......taught from school by lies and dishonesty ......death is the end we die thats it ......but .....its a business a massive billion dollar industry of taking advantage of the grieveing .....
I personally do not want fuckers coming to my end and lying like horse thieves and making up eulogies of horseshit .....becasue of death .....i donated my body to science or whatever they wanna do with it take the organs .......
you can only leave a memory nothing else ......whether that memory is good or bad .....thats all you leave nothing else ......family and friends are like fucking cockroaches and parasites when a love one dies ......all they can think about is cleaning up their hhosue and getting rid of it and taking posessions .......no one gives a fuck ,.....human beings grieve for one reason and one reason only .......and if you do not know what that reason is ........ your a fucking parasite ......
seems to me like the rock and roll hall of fame is a dumb idea ....at least journey got in they are alive ......thank fuck ......as for tupac ...ye his music lives on ....he left us some amazing stuff ........
Maybe george michael will get in in a decade ..........its a grubby business the music business .....there are some amazing exception to the rule ......but the whole underbelly is a grubfest .....everyone related in it somehow knows what the fuck its all about .....but its the price you have to pay for fame .....some times like the great the price of fame is ultimately ....death........
Its funny everyone what to be famous for something or another .....and sometimes when they get it they find out thats its not what they expected ......maybe life has a strange way of telling us that we all the fucking same ...going in the same directions at different speeds ....and when we get to the finish line we are all the fucking same ....naked filled with chemicals ...or burned to a bag of ashes ......what we leave behind is a trail of dust in our wake ......it just depens how big the trail you wanna leave.............
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Here are some of the most bizarre things flight attendants have seen in their line of duty
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From experiencing the thrill of adventure to taking amazing vacations at little or no cost, there are a lot of unique perks to being a flight attendant.
But the job comes with its challenges as well.
Delays and flight cancellations, 4 a.m. wake-up calls and sporadic hours, weekends and holidays spent working, and long work commutes top the list for many.
Flight attendants are also privy to a wide array of human behaviors, some of which would challenge anyone's people skills.
Here are some of the most trying work conditions flight attendants have been subjected to:
Dirty diapers in the seat
Poo smelly enough to land a plane
The BBC reports that in March 2015, a British Airways flight from London to Dubai was forced to turn around because of a "smelly poo."
Abhishek Sachdev, who was on board the flight, told BBC, "The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd. About 10 minutes later he said, 'You may have noticed there's a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.' He said it was liquid fecal excrement. Those are the words he used."
A BA spokesperson said the situation posed a health and safety problem because only half the air is recycled and cleaned on an airplane.
Passengers were put up in a hotel overnight since the next available flight was 15 hours later, according to the BBC.
Emotional-support marsupials
Toilet abuse
"A passenger stood on top of the closed toilet and defecated," a flight attendant with 30 years of experience told Business Insider.
Dangerously impatient passengers
In 2014, a passenger on a China Eastern Airlines plane who said he wanted to "get off the plane quicker" deployed the emergency slide after the aircraft landed at Sanya Phoenix International Airport.
The incident caused the aircraft to be delayed for two hours and reportedly cost about $16,000 in damage.
In April, a United Airlines flight attendant pulled the same stunt.
Exploding e-cigarettes
In March, a Delta Air Lines flight was delayed at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport after an e-cigarette belonging to a passenger ignited on board the flight.
While battery-powered portable electronic smoking devices are permitted on planes as long as they're not checked, the lithium ion batteries in e-cigarettes have shown a propensity to ignite if they are damaged.
Spiders on a plane
Strange item requests
A flight attendant with the pen name Betty writes in her online series "Confessions of a Fed-Up Flight Attendant" that the strangest things people have asked her for on planes are actually fairly ordinary items — what's surprising is what some of these items would be used for.
Items requested include tweezers for pulling thorns out of a passenger's butt; a pen to clean ears with; a screwdriver "to take the seat apart"; and a cup, lid, straw, and knife "to make a catheter."
Strange announcement requests
A flight attendant with three years of experience told Business Insider that she's gotten her fair share of strange announcement requests.
"One gentleman was angry, and he asked me if I could make an announcement over the PA. When I asked him what he wanted me to announce, he he said, 'somebody in this vicinity is passing gas, and I need them to stop,'" she said.
Another passenger asked her to make an announcement asking a neighboring passenger to give up the armrest.
Whatever this is
Animals left on planes
More than 700 international cabin-crew members told Skyscanner in 2013 about items they found on flights after passengers disembarked.
Animals accounted for several of the more unusual items on the list, including a falcon, dried fish, a frog, a tortoise, and a parrot.
People who make soup with the airline water
In response to the Quora question "What are the weirdest things flight attendants have seen in their line of duty?" former flight attendant Heather Wilde said she's seen her fair share of things many people would consider weird.
Among the strangest were people who made soup using the airline water. "Guys, the water lines haven't ever been cleaned — ever," she said.
Flying pigs
Virtually undetectable turbulence
"One of the weirdest things I experienced was clear-air turbulence. I was bounced between the ceiling and the floor twice and broke my foot in two places when the bar cart landed on it," a flight attendant with 27 years of experience told Business Insider.
The worst place to put a baby
Uncomfortable 'cat-cidents'
"I know more than one fellow flight attendant who has had the uncomfortable situation of having to tell a woman that she can't breastfeed her ... cat! You read that right: Breastfeeding. A. Cat. And this isn't an isolated incident," Betty wrote.
She says the cat feeders' responses are always the same: "I'm just feeding my 'baby.'"
In-flight laundry
Unfortunate accidents
Betty writes that passengers tend to get more inebriated on flights to Las Vegas. In his drunken state, one passenger passed out while he was in the restroom, fell backward, and ended up on the floor with his fly still down and his privates exposed.
After much debate among the attendants about what to do, "they finally decided to get the long metal tongs that we use to serve bread in first class to move the exposed body part back into his pants! He didn't feel a thing," Betty wrote.
'Ambien zombies'
From streaking down the aisle totally nude to falling like an axed tree, when passengers consume an unfortunate mix of Ambien — which people take to sleep on planes — and airplane cocktails, it makes even the most normal people do very bizarre things, Betty says.
"These folks are sleeping, which means they think they are at home and safe in their beds. When they are home and safe in their beds they think it is perfectly acceptable to take off all of their clothes," Betty wrote.
Alas, this is not acceptable behavior on a long-haul international flight.
Pee hazards
A severe fear of flying
"I had a woman run to the front of the plane and throw herself in my closet. (She thought she was going to bathroom.) She then curled up in the fetal position in the closet and started sucking her thumb. She later told me that she forgot to take her anxiety medicine before flight," a flight attendant with 30 years of experience told Business Insider.
Balancing acts
States of undress
"One passenger attempted to board the plane wearing a raincoat and no pants," a flight attendant with 40 years of experience told Business Insider.
In-flight workouts
Sandwich thieves
"Never say never. Weirdness will always outdo itself if you challenge it," a flight attendant with 21 years of experience told Business Insider.
"For example, a passenger stole a sandwich off the galley counter. It was a crew member's, who bought it at the airport. They'd taken a bite and left it on the counter (with a little lipstick around the bite mark) to assist someone. When the crew member came back to the galley, it was gone.
"The crew member later found the thief eating it at their seat. When asked how they could just take a used sandwich with lipstick on it, they shrugged and said, 'I was hungry.'"
So many feet!
A bloody mess
"I haven't seen this, but I did have flight attendants tell me about blood dripping from the overhead because someone was bringing in a goat's head from a Caribbean island. That was before TSA and all their security procedures were put in place, of course," Annette Long, a flight attendant with 13 years of experience, told Business Insider.
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