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2010
january........
well here we are at the beginning of a new decade ..or the end of an old one ..depending on which you prefer me i do not care ...well as always here we go with the disclaimer bollocks ....as i rant and rave ..about all things good and bad and disturbing...if you like it stay if you do not well there are plenty other things you can do to entertain yourself blah blah ...so on and so forth well new year i did not go bannnas as i am up in the cold ..waiting to depart to the sunny flo but as always things happen that stops me from leaving ..i will not go into the details ..as i am sure you have better things to do than listen to my details ...so anyways thats all i can say about that ..its cold here and there is nothing good about cold in anyways shape or form .....cold is for cold blooded animals which human are not ...yes yes i know we are mammals ... but the cold is no bloody good ..you cannot enjoy it anyways shape or form it kills bacteria ...... and polar bears like it and penguins and so on but shit its no dam good sunshine all round i say ...with that though i will be parting form here i will try my best to put pics in here but like the last blogs i never got around to it excuses excuses ....well i will be taking random pics of things and will do my best ..not that anyone gives a rat ass but hey i will do it ..... well i needed to put a pic or two in here so i thought as i do not do much i the way of photography i had a picture of an egg that i fried when i was in the hotel in yarrow valley scotland so here it is ........the dog i the picture gallery is yoshi he is the mental case that belongs to my accountant and he is a certifiable chick magnet.....
february
well here it is the shortest monthof the year and well these bastards at hallmark take advantage of this month......now valentines day ....you kow where people buy all these nasty one day items that are produced in a sweat shop in a foreign country ..by kids who never sleep and are fed once a day .....and kids in this country bitch huh !!!!!!!! ...by the way i hate those bastards at hall mark they will make a card for just about any occasiona long as you are willing to pay 4 bucks for a piece of paper ....why would you pay four bucks for some soppy dumbass writing that some aawad has wriiten for them can you not create you own shit ...technology has come a long way.......and then you get charged a kings ransom for roses on this day ..people are nuts.................of course we have the super bowl and tats the most important thng ....righty then at leat you get great entertainment or used to still it brings people together .....thats the main thing.........well i will be trying to get more pics in here random ones obviously ....and i will try to get in here more often ....well i am still up north soaking up the cold weather nothing is more traumatising than cold weather unless you are snowboarding that the only time snow has any use that i suppose when you have kids and they want to build a snowman i would rather buy an inflatable one after xmas at one third of the price and then just blow the son of a bitch up when it snows and then people will think i care .....which i do not at all well sunday is valentines day and well i will be doing what i do best loungiung around because sunday is a day of rest and its the only time i get biblical that and when a isee ahot chick that looks like she might be biblical ........anyways they say that on the seventh day man shalll rest .........holy shit that all i need to take away from religion the rest ......could give a monkies ......................
well february is the short month its okay for me becaue it means its less time to get to summer which i love spring and autumn and winter really does not interest me that much as i like constant state sunshine ....some people tell me they like spring so they can see the lambs being born....but hey they only end up on the plate as veal in some shitty italian restaraunt feeding someones face so what the hell does it do to see the poor little bugger being born only to be slammed in a month or two and we knbow that most animals are treated like shit bt farmers anyways they only see animals as a source of income .......only a handful of farmers really care about their stock and as i do not consume carcass its of no importance to me whether spring come along or not in fact i would rather have summer all year long ....this is why i like florida.....so with that in mind say au revoir to february soon.....
March
I hate to bitch and complain but it seems i do it more and more these days.....and even tis website runs like ass and rarely do i manage to get a headline for the month but i have problems with it.....today it does not want to give me a headline ...i mean what the fuck they are sending astronauts into fricking space and you cannot even get a fucking headline on a website ...who the hell is in charge ....its administative innefficiencies and dumbasses going to crack college and getting degrees in asswiping for a pile of money .....because we all know college and its cohorts really care about your future we all know that money is not the driver for the engine right ..........bollocks i say !!!! so i am locked into this website and sometimes it seems to take ages for me to get anything done and loading i mean who are the bosses dicking to make things run efficient .....if top men in business would stop shoving bolivian marching dust up their fucking nasal cavity and stop selling their asses for a paycheck things may get done better ....after all that i am now vented and over the fact that if you need something done .....your screwed unless you can afford to do it yourself ....and with that hey !!!!!!! its march winter is over i think unless you area poor bastard and live in siberia ...which incidently must be about as invigorating as as being raped on a regular basis by a cell mate who is 400lb and he is called thelma .....well the name thelma is the only one i could think of because of the movie thelma and louise i did not watch the movie as i thought it was about as entertaining as broke back mountain which i did not watch because i think that might be as entertaining as steel magnolias ..which i heard was a chick flick of the worst order and only if i was mainlining heroin intravenously into my jugular vein i might have watched it ...but as that is not my gig ...then none of any of these films or any films that closely resemble any of the aformentioned movies was ever watched ...but as i was saying siberia must suck really bad ....................so spring is upon and it will not be missed as i seriously look forward to summer and heat and all the things that come with it like tornadoes and hurricanes ........ they are an inconvenience but so is cold when your genitals say good bye and dissapeared up behind your kidneys and send you a postcard and see you soon....i will have those bad things as long as its hot and well you need to have excitement and moentarily crap yourself to feel you are alive or what the hell is the point of living if you do not use the adrenalin in your body is that not what its for .......thats my theory otherwise why do we have it .....its god way of waking our asses up now and again .............
are those goodyears!
room with a view
this is a big graqsshopper
april
sunny florida
welll finally i am back in the armpit of humanity ....yes sunny south florida you can say a lot of things about it but sunny it is the weather is beating down hard as usual .......i am back from north and ......looking forward to to the constant sunshine .....i do not and never have liked winter anywhere except florida with all its rudenees and crassness and veneer lifestyle but i have realised that there are places like it only worse because these people are not blatant about who they are only the pretend the difference is florida its in your face and i guess i am used to it .....still shorts and sandals it all i like apart from going out where you have to dress a little of course casual in florida i mean why dress up to sit down after all thats what you do when you go out to eat right or opera .....dress up to sit down unless you like standing posing in a bar or a club its preference thats all .....after all style is how you wear it fashion is off the rack .............well i am here for the duration and looking forward to april march was boring and there for i did not go in here too much but its time to enjoy the fruits of florida .......and this indeed is a lavish place .......................
driving
there is noting i like more than some dildo driving up my ass while i am i traffic people should lose their licence for driving like pricks ......then revenues would be healthy because floridas drivers really blow ....and i am sure the police would be making vast amounts of cash from dumbasses but only until face is beaten i do they realise how much of a stupid ass they really have been ........... maybe its better for someone to have several hundred stitches on the face like a 70's leather patch cushion b4 they get the message of what being a fucking dunbass is........still its south floirda and we know surely ......that florida is not the jewel in americas crown ...much like the kennedies being anmericas roayl family................well we already know about the kennedies and montauk and the boats with the immigrants ....sure every true blue blooded american knows this right !!!!!!!!!!!......well i do and i am not so go read and do something other than drive up my ass in fucking traffic..............
THE WORLD CUP
truly the greatest sporting event in history.....thats only because i do love football ...like many europeans we call it football because the ball is touched more with the foot than anywhere else its not soccer as its given in USA which drives euros crazy ...american football is hardly touched by feet but hey if thats whats eatin your ass then by all means call it thats we had the name first still spain got spanked oops poor spaniards bad losers stormed of like little bitches ....oh well ...there is nothing more worse folks than a sore loser .....oh yes there is a lying oil executive who is lying like a horse thief...still its big money thats all ...well we have 31 days of the word cup great love it ....
........MAY.........
I AM WAY BEHIND IN COMING INTO HERE BUT NOW I AM MOBILE ........I AM WAY TOO LAZY TO TURN OF THE CAP BUTTONS IT MAY LOOK LIKE I AM SHOUTING THATS WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN YOU HAVE THE CAPS ON ....SO I AM NOT GOING TURN THEM OFF ANYWAYS....SO ITS MAY ALREADY ..I AM TRYING TO SLOW DOWN IN LIFE BUT ITS NOT WORKING....THANK GOD I DO NOT HAVE KIDS THEY SAY IT GETS FASTER WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS ..THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAY PROBABLY HAVE LOADS OF KIDS ......SO SUMMER IS HERE AND IN THE SOUTH MAN ITS HOT ....I AM SWEATING LIKE A TURKISH BELLY DANCER ON PCP.......WILL BE BACK IN HERE.....WHEN I GET MORE TIME ...MAYBE ..I MAY EVEN GET THIS WEBSITE TOGETHER.....HMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
well as always i have nothing really constructive to put in mostly bitching and whatever is in my head .....but i will say this the arab chick that won miss USA is really red hot nice ....its about time we had a bit of international flavour in these things as i am into the whole bellydancer look its right up my street ....i really have nothing more to put in here at the mo as nothing exciting is happening ....although i did see a micheal jackson tribute after a marlin mets game the guy was good but i was in the nosebleed section and was too lazy to go down and act like a fan this is why the have large screens for lazy shits like me ...........
june!!!!
its officially summertime!!!!!!
its summertime and its fricking hot...they tell s that there will be a bunch of hurricanes to hit florida ....they say this every year .....and usually the carribean takes it in the provebial ass....what fries my potatoes is they give them normal sounding names...like ...fred..matt...cecil...roger ......i mena WTF...call it a name like ...asswipe ,or douch...or douffus....they cause havoc and are not really welcome in fact they are about as welcome as an immigration officer ....in a strawberry field full of mexicans ..........so its fricking humid sticky and really hot here in soflo...my favourite mental institution on the whole planet ....ove it or leave it ....it is full of demented needy greedy dimwitted pretty chix ....but them again it could be worse...it can always be worse ...i could be shrimping in the gulf...that is about as much fun as having a pineapple inserted rectally ..without prior consent..........so here we are in the hot season lets see what it brings to us ...mean while i am in horsey country .....interesting
LION SAFARI COUNTRY PARK......
i had the pleasure to go to the lion country safari park as i am so close to the place i got the chance to visit it ........it is great to see such wonderful creatures in their glory.... before they are gone ....i decided to take a load of pics this one of the zebras ass was close and i got the chance so why the hell not ....... i do give credit to the staff that do that for a job i certainly could not ...as i do dearly love all animals the idea of getting my arm ripped off by a lion ...does not sound very appealing to me in anyway shape or form ...........and from time to time it does happen...or occasionally an assistant becomes a snack for one of the animals .....i do admit whats a hell of a way to go ...not for me though ......lion country safari is a great pace to savor the exotic animals form all corners of the world ......
WORLD CUP.......
this world cup is a pile of shit ....the referees do not speak english....half the time and they cannot even see goals ......the trouble with people who do not speak english is they fuck it up for those who do......mandarin and english are the two most prominent languages spoken on the planet on because there are more chinese on the planet than horseflies so there inevitably will be more chinese spoken but next of all english is the major language so how the hell does a referee get a fucking job in the world cup when he cannot speak english who the hell is running FIFA ...its a joke somone should be kicked in the nads for this crap .....and so on and so forth ........i have not been affected by the oil slick yet ......but i guess eventually i will slip on some of that shit and it will be time for me to beat an employee of BP how people are taking this crap is beyond me i guess people just lie down and do not fight anymore if this was france there would be all sorts of trouble ...so its still bloody hot i am still here and now i am done bitching i am going home to sit in the AC and hide ......
WORLD CUP
this is a poster at the hard rock casino
wall of cash pizza place in hollywood fla
zebras ass!!!!!
July
well i am sweating like john Edwards at a paternity hearing......i swear the summers get hotter here....most people agree with me ....well global warming does have it's advantages.....we do not need to worry about that anymore as BP has killed the oceans so we can all enjoy the UVA that will shrink us to the size of raisins .....my predictions for the world cup went pear shaped i think Germany will run amok but what the hell do i know now my stats were way off well may as well enjoy the heat after all .....its way better than the bloody cold snow !!!!!!
THANK GOD IT'S OVER
well the world cup has ended .....i am sort of glad i wished it would have been somewhere else south Africa was way too far away and way too hot ....although i think it might have been worse than Florida ,somewhat....so the next world cup is Brazil....this folks will be the greatest trip of all ...i already started saving for this one ...as i already have a fondness for the Brazillian women and like football this will be the pinnacle of a sporting dream ....so this will be my lifetime treat ....what a great country Brazil is beautiful ......well now that,s out the way back into the groove of summer and congrats to the octopus for picking the results should have followed that guy ...nice one...and people say animals are dumb ........hmmmmm!!!!..... speaking of animals the black German shepherd in the picture is George from yarrow valley he is a resident of one of the hotels and has a penchant for holding balloons ...Alistair is the proprietor of the hotel and this is his buddy ....
August
well no change like last month i am still sweating and there is no where to hide unless its inside in the cold .....where the hell is the ideal weather place ....no excitement with hurricanes at all .....florida is nothing more than a huge sand bar ....you cannot have basements here which really suck ..incidently its always cool in basements......so we are more than half through the year already .....incidently basements they are good as well as they are bad because when the kids get older they move to your basement and you are stuck with them for life ....you see they start at the top of the house in the attic and end up in the bottom drinking not working till they are 45 and then they move their girlfriends in and your tool shed/storage/man cave is gone ......so next time you buy a house maybe a basement is not a good idea ....move to Florida then you have the excuse of not having a basement how many kids in Florida live in the basements ...none ...
08-31-2010...the last day.........
i decide to come in for the last day of the month ...i have no excuses but no really great necessity to come here on a regular basis unless i have something good or bad to say .......its been hotter than hell august ...it could be worse i could have been in the arizona desert which i have heard is really really bad ..so i guess i should stop moaning and well its nearly winter....i love the fact that i can move around in shorts i winter where else apart form california/hawaii/costa rica/colobia/brazil/belize ...can you move around in shorts ......well september is a mere few hours away .......i will think of all the poor people shivering in the cold ...well maybe not !!!!!!!!!!!!!
spidermans tree condemned
SEPTEMBER
WELL THANK GOD AUGUST IS OVER ...FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY ...IT WAS BLOODY HOT ....NOW WE ARE COOLING OFF ..I THINK ......I NEVER GOT IN THERE MUCH ...THE SAME WILL PROBABLY HAPPEN HERE ...BUT HEY .......9 MONTHS HAVE SHOT BY ....HURRICANE IGOR IS CHURNING AND MAY REACH A CATEGORY 5 THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING... LETS SEE WHO GETS WHOOPED ......I AM READY ANYWAYS ....I HAVE BEEN THROUGH 3 HURRICANES AND SLEPT THROUGH THEM ALL ....IT DOES TAKE MORE THAN A HURRICANE TO WAKE ME UP ...SO IF IT COMES HERE ...I WILL PROBABLY BE SLEEPING ....OUT WITH THE SURF BOARD THERE IS NOTHING MORE GREATER THAN SEEING THE OCEAN ANGRY ..ITS AMAZING ...MAYBE I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS .....WELL OH WELL ......WILL BE BACK IN
Fort lauderdale must be the largest consumers of asshole fluid in world ....i have never seen such a worse bunch of numbnut drivers in my life.....do these people clip coupons to get a driving licence...i mean if i were a cop i would be busting people every five minutes .........well actually i would be sitting on my ass in a donut shop drinking coffee and eating donuts and searching hot young office females for hidden contraband .......okay so i would make a shitty cop .......well my point is i drive slow and am in a hurry to go nowhere .......really....and people drive up my ass ....its annoying and it only makes me go slower and more annoying driving behind me will only screw your day up ............not mine i have a good day every day ...and even when i am having a bad day its still good because hey !!! i am alive ...by the way if you get pissed off with life and become really ungrateful take a trip to the st judes children's hospital and see the childrens cancer ward ....its will shake you to the core and you may realise how precious life is and how bloody lucky you are !!!!!!!!!!!when you see a 5 year old kid with cancer that can still offer you the biggest smile on mother earth ...you may want to rethink your whole existence
we are submitted in here for no reason whatsoever
the overpriced old steaks that people buy at the hrad rock
october
10-15-2010 they are i will put them in here
well i am late getting in here this month .....not sure why but i guess there must have been more important things going on in my life ....as soon as i find out what they are i will let you know....anyways i am sick of this chilean miner fisasco,.....sure the guy were in a hole for a month ..but the upside is they did not have to listen to their wives bitching at them ...still the smell i would not kow what would have been worse body smell or a nagging wife thats a tough one at least you can hold your nose ..stuck in a hole witha bunch of dudes who smell like feet would not be too much fun ....as i have a short attention span and cannot stand a lot of human beings this would have been a nightmare ......i am still trying to figure out why they are being called heroes only when you do a heroic thing..annoying and painfully uncomfortable ...sure not heroic status at all saving one froma burning building or a car crash ...thats heroic ...but as it goes the media loves to butter shit up and overdo the whole deal ....oh well its one of those things i only got 5 mins of it and had enough .....time to focus on something else more interesting like ramsay's hell's kitchen or gene simmons family jewels that's positive fun ..watching people make an ass out of themselves or watching a rock star witha really normal son and daughter ....just goes to show how fame works .....
the jungle queen on fort lauderdales new river
love this
this picture was taken by erin shevlin
NOVEMBER
Nearly there !!!!!!!!!!!!!
well as always its nearly that time of year again when the get shafted and the shat out.....yep the giving of thanks for something i am not too clued up on it as i am not an american history buff i do know its a pilgrim deal of sorts ....as i am a veggie i do not get into it too much i do like the corn and the mash and the apple pie ......i mean who does not like apple pie,........well an apple pie hater obviously.........well i really did not attend last month too much ...lots of things going on ...soon be time to stat the 2012 ...i am way behind loading pics and all but i will get there ...someday ...well thanxgiving is less than a week away .....will try and take some pix ....
A NIGHT @THE HARD ROCK HOTEL
the hard rock hotel is a celebration of how one race of severely punished people managed to turn the tables on the white man .........i will say all those old cowboys and generations of sons of great cowboys must be screaming and kicking to watch the indians take the white mans money in bundles and wads ...... i think its a great testament to see success on this scale ....i mean gambling is a business ask any seminole chief and he will nod his head approvingly as he steps into his pimped out yukon dinali with the 30 g rims and the 20 g sound system .....god bless gambling and all those who participate in it ....it brings out the best and the worst in people
THANKSGIVING thanksgiving is a great excuse to shove as much food into your face as possible without giving a thought o all those starving people in the world ....well my first thought is charity begins at home ..and if the people who really gave a shit they would go to these countries where those power mad leaders are stealing all the shit that people like the US are giving them and give them a real hard kick in the nuts ....first of searing pain really does wonders for the memory and recalls how bad ones performance was and soon brings a realization that one is not fucking around....if they manage to survive such a wham in the nether region they have no tackle or they really are a bad ass in which case you might want to leg it ..........and you might have wasted your time and let the residents of where you have visited deal with it themselves ....but on the average a kick to the scrotal region usually rids one of dumbness......still i celebrated with wonderful friends and had a jolly american festive time with great close friends ....................
well i am glad thanxgiving is over overload of rich food and way way too much cake ....the black friday bollocks what the hell its insane people waiting in line on thanks giving for a bargain .............whats with that there are always bargains in life but some people cannot wait ....jeeeeez why miss thanks giving and putting material things for a few bux come one with you already ..............if you shop smart you do not need black friday at all ....................
really bloody small shop
December
12-02-2010
Well here it is is the last month .....my only complaints is that xmas/crimbo....comes right at the heels of thanxgiving......the american tradition of people flying to see their families who in a normal set of circumstances cannot tolerate them but ,its a holiday and people have to be nice once a year right ....you know its would be way too much to ask people to be nice ...24/7/52/365.......its a lot easier to be happy with people.... the only thing about december that fries my tomatoes ....is that everywhere you go that gawdawful shit crimbo/xmas music is being piped all bloody day ....i swear i could never work in a corporate envoirment and listen to ....fricking bing crosby.....12 days of xmas...and the most annoying xmas record that was ever made was bruce springsteens xmas record the one he sings it sucks because its weak piss poor and really annoying ...but hey someone has to play it because its christmas and all things jolly...well anyways i hate the bloody cold snow and all bloody things that makes me wear a leather jacket...and i guess suffering in the cold is part of the christmas tradition as you have to fly and visit family oh well !!!!!!........
Snow
i not the powdered stuff that kept the 70's going and all the bands who toured and wall street...........no snow i have been informed by my relative by picture that Denny ,Scotland ...where i misspent a lot of my youth and other things relative to growing up ...there is a sheet of the white stuff all over ..well probably most of scotland i would imagine....i have never been fond of the snow ....maybe as a child becausue missiles could be formed from such a god given article ..but i would rather have sunshine 365 days a year..many people have told me that they like the snow ..i am not sure why because nothing grows in it and all you can do is get cold ....i know polar bears and penguins enjoy the snow ..they can sleep in it ....unfortunately humans who try this practice ...death is iminnent.....anyways its a good thing this time of the year it does make xmas more believable for the dustbin lids/window lickers/crumbsnatchers/kids........
12-13-2010
nearly there!!!!! the festive day is nealry upon us ...and the only thing that drives me nuts is those santa hats that people wear....and i actually saw a person wearing a handknitted christmas top complete with santa sleigh and all ...who the hell went to all that trouble to to knit a top for one day.....so i will be closing out this blog and starting afresh with a new one in 2011...i may be in before then.......
thats how cold it ws outside my apt
picture furnished by explorer and bricklayer and cement pioneer micheal o'hanlon
of this content....it may caustic/offensive/character assisinating rhetoric that may cause some people to run and get their thieving pony tailed lawyers ....but the owner of this website is advised if you do not want to read anything other than anne of green gables.....knitting weekly ...marthas gardening book ...or similar boring white rhetoric ..that tells you how to make candles from earwax..and hats from fluff from dryers ....then stay out but if you like unhinged sometimes strange replies or maybe occasionally offend a whole culture/town/nation/planet ...regardless of creed origin/sex/race/height weight/nose size ......then welcome ....i never know whats going to be submitted ...from me or anyone so please feel free to plunder.....or whatever it is you do ....enjoy my ramblings .....internationalhippie is an equal opportunity offender
