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well here it is finally arrived 2009 the year of the ox ...if you are into chine beliefs and all that stuff but hey !!!!! its the year of the ox that might be a good thing .....i personally do not mind it at all ......well i spent the festive season in the north ...it was cold and colder..then it got to be a few good days ......the best part of all ,was i got to make a return pilgrimage to my favorite place on earth ...Grace lands...yes the home of the king ...Elvis Presley for you who have never heard of him ...well it is the most amazing tourist attraction apart from the factory that makes glow in the dark stripper poles for world wide distribution...i have never found that place but i am sure there is one ......anyways grace lands was packed ...it is legacy to an amazing musician sure there were other but Elvis inspired even the likes of the beetles who themselves were legends i will submit pics at a later date when i get access to also the pics will be on my place @www.photobucket.com.....just go there and put in international hippie.......also in my festive pilgrimage i went to the Missouri zoo and there was lots of wild animals ..but you only have to drive around fort Lauderdale to see wild animals.......so on my descent south to florid i stopped in at tupelo Mississippi.....no wonder Elvis left that place its a shit hole ....like the rest of Alabama....why would anyone in their right mind want to live in such a dung pile .......unless you are into incest then step right on in .....then i drove though Georgia ....which is no much better than Alabama ....people rave about their state and quite honestly if that your gig then you need to get out more often ...although in all fairness Georgia does have savanna as its saving grace but not much else .........i visited many states in my drive but is a great learning experience if you stop and take the time ...but if you drive like a rabbit on Pc then you miss all the things that you can bitch about ....i do know that Alabama must have the least amount of dentists in the planet.....but when i go anywhere i do make it a pilgrimage and take my time ....anyways glad 08 is over not a bad year no complaints but 09 was a great start by visiting grace lands ........... and i look forward to a really interesting year ahead............
SCOTTISH FESTIVAL
Well it was that time of the year again the Scottish festival in fort Lauderdale ......well its pretty much like st patricks day ..you know all the tartan and tea and fish and chips you can handle at one sitting .....the only good thing about it that not everyone is running around saying ...top 'o' the morning to ya which is about as entertaining as a cactus being inserted in your anus while you are asleep..........but everyone wants to be something for the day and that day was Scottish...........good egg i say ..........well there will be a picture submitted here at a later date as i am on the PC in dunkin donuts not bad both good things ......the whole day was okay but after you have been to more than ten Scottish festival they get tedious much like going to the fair for the 10th thanksgiving going on the whirlycup thing and puking your friking guts out.............gets old .................but hey you get to taste pseudo chips and sweeties as they say in Scotland (candy here ) or French fries ...or for you fear ridden post 9/11 freedom fries ....yep America tried to get freedom fries to the yanks ...what is it with this country are people actually being emasculated enough to swallow that shit....so the festival is gone the bagpipes are deflated all the chips have been scoffed and the beer has been swallowed until next year ...och aye the noo......................
Well its almost a month gone by and now the new president is in .........i never saw the inaugural event as i refuse to participate in money wasting televised bollocks ...i can honestly say i never saw it and never really cared ...but if that your thing to join all the rest of the people....i do not follow crowds ..still i am not American and barock in all his good meanings wild not improve my life i will...although i have to admire his inspirational speeches ...but only you can get off your ass and make things happens ....so after all that is said and done ....i am always fascinated by the patrons of the "HARD ROCK HOTEL ...its a great place to watch people at the weekends ..although some try way too hard ....but the best part of all i like to stand and watch people squander their money on blackjack ....i will say this now and have always said it ......the Seminoles much like the rest of the Indian nation really did win in the end ...how Americas forefathers must be gagging in their graves that the Indian is bleeding the white man dry .....its fucking hysterical .....sure there are a lot of other there ....but layback is sweet .......and not only do the Indians have their sovereign land they have their own rules ....and they bought out the hard rock completely ........how those days when the cowboys thought those 'dumb injures' well how this was all underestimated ....you see never underestimate anyone in this life ...and i bet all those congressmen who are boiling and raging that their forefathers never wiped them out ..because ironically the Indian is wiping out the white guy of all his cash ..........the white man is not really as smart as he thinks he is ...and now the greatest change is America has a bi-racial president ...who i think wild never fix America ....because the country has lost its ass...but hey will invoke change and inspire many...those who never believed ..will have hope .....me ...i just love to watch people lose their ass to the Indians .......
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR..............
well here we are that time again the great American sporting event that deemed the highlight to all the hot dog munching/French/freedom fries chewing/beer guzzling/pretzel scoffing yes the super bowl ....well as i am not a fan of many things and i could be classed as a boring individual for not following the crowd oh well.......i think it is overrated but that just me but it is good to hang out with some friends who like that sort of thing.......then soon on the heels of the bowl will be that nauseating day that Americans love .st patriots day ....yes the day where people eat corned beef and cabbage incident the very thought of that shit tumbling around in the intestinal tract is horrendous...who the hell ever though of corned beef needs shooting ...oh yes and the green beer what a follow through the next day and do not forget to mention the highly flammable green hats that people wear.....and funnily enough st Patrick was a Scotsman ...nothing to brag about ...but as everyone and their sister/brother/mother/uncle/auntie/green-keeper/plumber...believes that they have Irish in them ...well its bizarre ....the iris in uk are revered differently .....but hey people need an excuse to drink right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......sure !......still the owners of the local iris drinking holes manipulate the whole deal for wannabe Irish spring lovers....i like most other cultures could not give a rat ass about where you come for as long as you are not fucking stupid then its all good ..because you just cannot fix stupid
as i am not big on sympathy of any kind ...this in not one of my strong points at all like many others i lack ...this could be due to the fact that i am of a rape child culture.....( this being Scottish you know the Vikings raping the Irish woman and then children being offspring into life .....thus we have Scottish people ......yes we did breed like dung flies then but that was survival mechanism,).......................but now people just breed like dung flies because they have nothing else in life but to pop out kids like lottery tickets on a weekend i am sure some people know what the hell i am ranting on about.......anyways its 5 o clock somewhere...by the way did 5 'o' clock come from the Irish you know ...paddy 'o' Sullivan .......shamus 'o'hara .....Michael 'O'Donnell....well its just a thought which brings me to the strange one with those Indians...did Michael 'o ' sukee end up in florid ...you know Mick o sulked...and they changed it because they did not want anyone to know an iris man was banging their missus...you know those iris people they are everywhere.....just a thought ...that all ..anyways its 5 'o'clock and places are hopping see yah !!!!!!!!!!!!
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SUPER BOWL XV111
well once again the madding crowd was in rare form ...yes super bowl..its hard to imagine this is the second biggest day in America !!!!!...wow priorities are something huh !!!!!! i mean this day is bigger than xmas ....well christmas is shit anyways but well oh well its a big day ..you know beer
,food,and yelling seems like this is the day to remember............still we are in febs ...and people are losing jobs like mexicans losing fingers in a slaughter house in texas.......getting rough out there ...still you can tell the economy is getting bad as the price of an hour in a japanese sauna has dropped to an all time low !!!!!! good for some bad for the girls i guess ,.....but thats not really my problem...well which big corporate piece of shit company will fold ...i am relishing in the hemorrhaging of companies money ..they are all thieving low lifes and deserve whats coming to them ....its hard for me to believe that no one saw this coming....still greed is blindness and not being prepared is what this is all about ......anywas a new APPRENTICE is about to be unleashed and this will be great ...the trumpmeister is doing a great job ...
as i am not big on sympathy of any kind ...this in not one of my strong points at all like many others i lack ...this could be due to the fact that i am of a rape child culture.....( this being scottish you know the vikings raping the irish woman and then children being offsprung into life .....thus we have scottsish people ......yes we did breed like dungflies then but that was survival mechanism,).......................but now people just breed like dungflies becasue they have nbothing else in life but to pop out kids like lottery tickets on a weekend iam sure some poeple know what the hell i am ranting on about ........well anyways as i am on to ranting we are approaching another day which is the most nauseating of them all.......those bastards at hallmark and all those other weak assed corporate spinelss place love to capitalise on ........st valentines day.................this day is almost as bad as thnksgiving and xmas ....this is the day where guys have to beg like a dingo at a bison kill for a piece of meat.......this is the day where rose sellers/restaurants/card sellers get involved in taking the piss.....................this day like xmas is so stupid and heres why ....are human beings so retarded taht they need a day to tell someone they care about them ....you know how about someone just being nice everyday of your existence on this planet ......you n ow i get so surprised especially when people go out of their way on thanksgiving and xmas and this day to try and justify that they care ..........its is mindnumbing that poeple cannot e nice for the sake of being nice all the time ....this is why the world is fucked up .....i am ranting becasue it is not rocket science ,,,.....does aguy need one day out of his life to be pressured into buying flowers so he can geta piece of ass......knock it off ...and the girl needs a reason to buy sexy lingerie ....well maybe i have too much time on my hands to think but ....it is absolute insanity ...........but then again i do not buy into shit that is for sale in order to be liked people should like you for who you are and not for the actions that they do ................well its sunday and the sun is shining i am off to sunbathe as the weather is god enjoy your day ...................................
FRIDAY THE 13TH
okay so its the day that everyone dreads the 13th and a friday ...well here is my take on bad luck and superstition its a pile of shit invented by people that have nothing better to do than scare people who believe in everything from bad luck to three feet green irish guys that constantly look for fucking gold coins and no one can kill the little bastard...well i have this recipe for annoying people called plastic explosive ...if you have like a three feet green fellow chasing you or a stupid dumb shit with a hockey mask and a blade or some douchbag with a chainsaw ....heres the deal ........all you have to do first of all is not be a complete asshole and stand in well lit areas saying 'is there anybody there ' a blind one legged dingo who is deafer than you granmaw will find you...secondly good strong axle grease form a military tank wrap it in the plastic explosive and stick in to freddie/eddie/michael/micky/jason...whoever you may feel is dressed like a fucking idiot and waving shit ...and watch them pop like a zit on the face of an over zealous teenage japanese schoolkid downloading naked pictures of britney spears with the bedroom with door locked ....yes folks how people have watched or even flinched at the thought of the movie friday the 13th first of all these writers of movies who incidently all follow the same boring plot......heres how it goes
1.pretty stupid dumb hot collegegirl goes on trip with virginal never been laid college kids with more spots than the japanese school kid i have previously mentioned
go to a plce where it looks and smells like rosie o donnells armpits after she has mopped out a pig pen...and it looks abandoned
3.go check out to see how deep the swamp is and throw in one of the virginal teenagers they will not be missed make sure its a guy ...as all people want to see the young girl in the movie get killed ....4.make sure there is a strange guy moving around just to make sure ask is there anyone there
4.do not tell your parents to check up on you because they will want you to get killed for you being such a stupid retarded mountain dew /ramen noodle eating /potsmoking /good for nothing /illiterate/waste of college fund imeba...by booking a valuable weekend in shithole rather than two weeks in tenerife where you could be getting laid out of your mind on ecstacy ...and hey that would be better to die than say being dismembered like a pig in a slaughterhouse by a guy you do not know and cannot identify ....even if you did live he was wearin a mask ........
5..always remember to have sex in a dark room with the guy you hate ...because if you are going to die you may as well take a fucking idiot with you to the gates of hell...
6.always give the car keys to the stupidest most annoying useless peice of afterbirth in the crowd ..that way you now you will never get away and will definetely be killed
7.always designate the really pretty girl to be the leader ..because she wil be clueless and have no idea about absolutely anything because she has been so pretty that her survival skills will be symbionic with that of a congressmen in a piranaha pond in the brazillian jungle ......not good
8.make sure all those idiotic well heeled students whose parents paid all that money for college for their kids to become porn stars or strippers that they cannot use a knife/shovel/steel bar /gun/wooden pole/2x4/machete/meat cleaver/sword ...this will enable them to get as they say in the film industry ....fucked
.................okay the exorcist was quite good but come on how many of you really have seen a girl turn her head 360 degrees unless she is at a jewellery sale in the mall.....right exactly so here is my take on the the whole bad luck theory ..its much like the loch ness monster/the wee irish fella/scientology/the perfect woman/and of course an honest goverment employees ..it does not exist...................
VALNETINES DAY
here we go not bad if you are into spending money on fluffy stuff shit that will only be good for one day and an evening that you sure as well will have to remember because relationships like everything seems to change and as the sex get less you seem to be the one end up begging like a circus dog for a free meal .......its a fact and people hate fact because they have truth planted in them ......and oh boy who likes the truth!!!!! not many as lying seems to be staple diet for some people to harness an existence especially in the confines of the good old USA .....do not get me wrong i am not negative ....i am just spanning into reality here in fact i think life is fantastic as long as you decide not to get embroiled in the web of lies and shit that comes from family/so called friends/and people you think you know because sooner or later you will be shit on from a certain height ....i am not sure what the government approved height shitting rule is but when that stuff hits you it seems to splatter all over which tell me its a good height .....not that i have the time or the interest to measure shit hitting or any relevant fecal related matter material/sports in that way...i can easily download that from the world wide web...once again i seemed to go full circle to all the trimmings that make up valentines day ...you know the toys the stuff that is made by those oh!so industrious third world/rice eating /peasant /half starved /oriental children .......i myself believe they are chinese sweat tortured little parasites who have nothing but sweat on their brow ....but sensitive tree hugging politically correct insecure anally retentitve good for nothing exteremely bored fuckwads love to cause shit by being politically correct will scrutinise everything you say and tell you they are either ...politically challneged or poverty challenged or slant eyed challenged but hey ....here is a thing about challenged get of your ass and fight and do not be a pussy or a burden to people that have a set of clangers because i have no room on my website for people that are sackless wonders ....anyways those little fucker work 100 hours a day to make shit for the white man so he can buy that crappy shit and give it to his girlfriend one day and cause envoirmental pollution why not just be sincere intsead of promoting those slave driving dishonest ,bastards in the orient ...they always end up going for a quarter in a garage sale anyways......so happy VD to you all ...is it not strange that VD day has the same name sa veneral disease ....something to ponder on when you have nothing else to do .....................................
FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIE
I am never short for surprises in the good old USA ...it seems that poeple have no taste and if they do its obviously in their ass..........the putrid/nauseating horror flick/writers/but sniffers who made that awful movie ...re-released it into the already fear ridden public of the good old US of A....i mean this movie made 34 million dollars this weekend.....are poeple so nuts that they will go and pay for a ticket to see a movie that you can get on DVD/vhs for a FEW DOLLARS(the price of a hooker in vietnam) are people in this country losing their marbles .....they are already terrified of things that do not exist have the government has already scared the last piece of shit out of them ...this only proves one thing...there is amajor recession and yet the poeple who have spare cash ..seemingly squander what they have on a stupid ...and i mean stupid movie.....first of all anything horrible is splattered all over the fox network news ...and you kow those honest sackless imebas at the fox network station are always telling the truth...secondly it is based on the premise that all students in and around hillbilly shitkicking places are all fucking stupid with rich parents who have money to throw away on their stupid kids ...and if you had one gram of fucking sense in your cranial pathways you know that dead people do not come back to life in any circumstances ....be this biblical /chris angel/david copperfield/elvis/or hitler/saddam hussein/ghandi..and who in their right frame of mind would want to come back to life in this place to be going through that all the white man has fucked up ............so with that rational all figured out ...this film is like a bench full of overpopaid unhappily married men with their fat wives and screaming kids telling their wives they are not cheating on the with their hot skinnny secretary ..........full of shit !!!!!!!!!there you have it mine host....its hard to believe that poeple who are still reeling form the 9/11 post traumatic situation (yawn!!!) that they will waste a few hours and buy some goobers (overpriced ) shit from an uneducated counterperson at the movie flicks...( lets face it who in their right mind would do a job selling crappy popcorn goobers and skittles to waddling bored people who hate the sunlight and would rather sit /eat /fart /belch) and actually believe this rank foul badly written horror movie .....like i say if you need to see a horror movie got to any mall/nail salon/hair salon/plastic surgeons office /martini bar /high end clothing store ...and you wil get to see all the fucking horror you can stand in 15 minutes ....you will see fat lip peroxide dyed fake tiited skanks trying to make you believe they are naturally pretty ....this is where i draw the line in female mentality ...if a woman looks like she has been baked for a day or two and is bleached into oblivion ....why would any man in their right mind want to wake up to a mess like that ......anyways i take my hat off to the asshole that has written and mad plies of money formm this pathetic movie he is probably lying in bed with the same skank mentioned above ...he has lots of money
.....here we are at the end of the short month ...probably people will be glad to see the back of it ....you know more job losses ........people losing their homes ......suicides......so on and so forth .....well overspending is not a government thing its the stupidity of people not caring about the long term effects ..well somone has to get slammed in the ass its the way life is ...no point whining i say...so here we are springing into march.....great month ....why you ask ...well this is the month when i was born ....they say it when the lambs start to come out ....well they always end up beside mint sauce and potatoes and shit...so i will be departing from florida ....for the time being not sure when i will be returning to take up full time residence of this armpit....still its okay in the winter ...apart from the rude whores who bang into you in the shopping mall .....hey try to watch where you are going with all those shopping bags that you cannot afford ......honestly more than one brain cell would be a dangerous thing......still rock on i say .......i cannot wait the day when hallmark goes bankrupt i will becelebrating so much hate those people .....................
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LAS OLAS ART FAIR
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT MIGHT BE READING THIS AND DO NOT LIVE IN BROWARD COUNTY.....YOU WILL HAVE TO VISUALISE AS MY GRAPHIC CAPABILITES IN HERE ARE CRAPPY ..
SO LAS OLAS ART FAIR IN FORT LAUDERDALE IS THE WHITEST AND SAFEST ART FAIR KNOWN TO MAN FIRST OF ALL ...LAS OLAS ...THE PEOPLE THAT OWN THE RIVERSIDE HOTEL HAVE KILLED THIS ONCE WHITE PERSON SHOPPING/WALKING/DINING /ICE CREAM EATING AVENUE ....ITS FAMOUS OR USED TO BE FOR ITS CLASSINESS,BUT CLASS IS DEFINED IN CERTAIN WAYS BY WHO IS TALKING OR DELIVERING THE SCENARIO .....YOU CANNOT BUY CLASS DOES NOT MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE ...SOME PEOPLE WOULD DISAGREE THE SAME WITH STYLE IT COMES FORM HAVING NADS .....FASHION YOU CAN BUY OF THE RACK STYLE IS INGRAINED IN THE SOUL,,,,
SO THE LAS OLAS ART FAIR IS A MYRIAD OF SAFE WHITE PEOPLE HAWKING THEIR SELF INDULGENT DUST GATHERING OVEPRICED TRINKETS ON TO THE AS LIKE WHITE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO ON A SUNDAY RATHER THAN GO TO A SHITTY GATHERING WHERE THERE IS SAFETY IN NUMBERS ...
YOU HAVE THOSE REALLY NICE NEVER HARM A BUTTERFLY OR TOAD ..... PEOPLE PLAYING A HARP OR A FLUTE OR SOME REALLY PANSY INSTRUMENT THAT YOU HEAR IN NEIMAN AND MARCUS ELEVATOR ....OR YOU MIGHT HEAR IT HAWKED IN A LOW BUDGET PORN FLICK IF THAT YOU FIND A TA FLEA MARKET, BUT THE ART FAIR HAS NO RADICAL SPLINTER MAKING IT AN EDGY AFFAIR ITS FULL OF SLOW WALKING/TOMMY BAHAMA WEARING HUSBANDS WHO ARE LISTENING TO THEIR WIFES APPALAUD SOME GREY HAIRED ARTIST ON HIS ACCRUMNETS IN THE ART WORLD ,THIS THE WHITEST SAFEST PLACE I HAVE EVER BEEN ITS SO BUSY WITH PEOPLE WALKING SO SLOW ITS UNREAL AND THE ICE CREAM LICKERS ARE IN FULL FORCE THAT DAY...THE EDGIEST THING THEY OFFER IS A PSUEDO HALF GRIZZLY LOOKING MAN WITH A CHAINSAW AND A GRINDER CUTTING INTO LOGS HE MAKES PATRIOTIC EAGLES AND BEAVERS AND PENGUINS AND SHIT...BUT THATS THE EXTENT OF WHAT I SAW .....LAS OLAS IS A PLACE WHERE IT ONCE WAS A WORLD RENONWNED SHOPPING PARADE BUT NOW ITS BEAT DOWN THANKS TO THE OWNERS OF THE RIVERSIDE HOTEL WHO BOUGHT UP A BLOCK WHERE THERE WAS A JAZZ CLUB AND CAFE EUROPA ...BUT LIKE EVERYTHING CHANGE IS INEVITABLE SOMETIMES FOR THE BETTER ,AND SYMBIONICALLY SOMETIMES FOR THE WORSE...THIS UNFORTUNATELY WAS THE LATTER...STILL SUNDAYS ARE A YAWN DAY AND IF THIS IS FULLFILLMENT FOR YOUR ARTISITIC CORRIDOR IN YOUR CRANIUM...THEN ROCK ON
last remaining days of march
well i have not had much time to come in here and spew rhetoric but what the hell i do have other tings going on in life but now i have taken a break from fort lauderdale for the time being i have move up the map a little due to unforseen circumstances and promies mad are promises that you have to uphold and tis one unfolded so i have left ft laud for the moment temporarily ...but will be back in june for the sweating heat its always good to miss a place but now i am busy with other commitments so i will close this month with a change change is good as they say but hey !what the hell do they know ...are they the same they that told us too much coffee was bad for us only to find out a little is good and all that excercise when all you need is twenty minutes a day who are they and who funds them to make irrational claims that makes poeple nuts is there a village full of they where they all live in harmony torturing each other like corporals waterboarding arabs who knows .....and why is it you see so many sushi restaurants and yet you do not see any japanese people walking around malls in groups with kids anbd cameras where do all the employees form sushi establishments go and hide is there a whole neighbourhood full of sushi employees where they all hang out .....oh well things to ponder on when you have nothing to do .....just a thought
LAST DAY OF THE MONTH
when will people realise that large financial institutions do not care about anyone ....medical insurance companies,finance companies,so on and so forth ...and yet poeple still put trust into the large cogs in the wheel hoping that these bohemoths will stand by them ...all i cfan say is corporations....
you have to do it by yourself ,these slugs employ people and lure them into promises of all sorts of crap job security there is no such thing anymore and a career....i will tell you this selling your soul to a corporations is noting less than prostitution......nothing more nothing less....whether you like to hear it or not thats what it is.......corporations seek out needy poeple who will like like a chinese child in a textile factory ...so they can use them and spit them out ......whne they are done ...time and timne again i have heard poeple tell me they have been told to leave theirt office within 5 minutes of being fired ....and poeple wonder why peope go into buildings and shoot people...all in know if you shit on people in your job it wil come back and bite you in the ass ....shitting on people only leads to you get shit on in the end .....thats why i could never be a manager or a person that treats people like nothing its bad for you in the long run ...i have seen this so many times ...... still on a lighter note we are moving into april spring time lambs and stuff are born so people can gorge on them with mint sauce and have veal parmegan ....and all things easter are around the corner ...i am still trying to wonder why people do the whole bunny/jesus/egg hunting/crappy situation with the kids .....thats why kids grow up lying and disillusioned becasue where is the easter bunny and eggs and stuff and jesus rising ...where do they correlate still its good for the egg farmers maybe they are behind the egg thing...like them as a kid hate them as an adult smell like farts always is'nt it funny that certain dairy products resembles human odors ....i.e fish ....well bad snatch/vag...or vagjayjay as oprah bitch likes to refer to it....or cheese unclean male organ...eggs ...farts.....just a few things to ponder on ....cheese ,fish and eggs are staple diets in some cultures yet we can reproduce the smells with unhygenic practices as humans ....not sure why this is ...i mean you do not get a person smelling of sirloin becasue they do not clean their armpits or maybe baby back ribs if they do not clean the crack of their ass...just rotten eggs....cheese ,fish and eggs are the odors of unhygene ...good to eat bad to smell on someone .....still if you go to an italian restaurants and you smell bad will you blend in ??????....it would be interesting to see if thats is possible ...they use cheese ,eggs and fish with everything.........see ya in april....
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APRIL
APRIL ....WELL ITS A GREAT MONTH WHY ........WELL ITS SPRING AND THINGS START TO COME TO LIFE ......ALSO EASTER .....I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH EASTER ..AS ALWAYS THOSE BASTARDS AT HALLMARK AND THE PRODUCERS OF ALL THIOSE CRAPPY SHITTY SEASONAL RELATED SHIT THAT IS MADE IN CHINA .....I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THE CHINESE ,ONLY FOR THE FACT THAT I DO NOT TRUST THEM I ....I AM NOT RACIST AT ALL .....IN FACT THERE IS ALWAYS A BLACK MAN INSIDE STRUGGLING TO GET OUT.....BUT THE CHINESE ARE ON THE WHOLE THE MOST GREEDIEST DISHONEST PEOPLE ONLY WHEN IT COMES TO MONEY CULTURE AND OTHER SUCH LIKE THINGS .......THEY GO BACK 7000 YEARS TO THE MING DYNASTY....MUCH SIMILAR TO THE HINDUS..(forgot to unlock the caps)...but somehwere in transition they lost their way ...although i do have a great collection of samurai swords this does no mean i love them...still the country is doing so much wrong by producing inferior goods but like the chinese people say ....opportunity and crisis are the same thing ...this i have to agree on......its the only thing i will...
so april fools day i spent in hospital with an inner ear infection...never knew we had three ears ..still you learn everyday in life ....after much puking lots of meds and a whole day inside a hospital they set me free .......i have had more than my fare share of hospital recently and as a kid .....the only redeeming fact about hospital is the nurses (females only ) are hot do not know why i guess i have always been drawn to a female in a uniform ( the only exception to the unniform fetish would be that of a female prison officer unless she was off duty and was in my place )the only uniform that i find relly disgusting is a plce called hooters in florida...its sells wings in the form of sexy waitresses dressed in really shitty orange outfits......this makes them look like shit .......i think the female forum is the greatest thing god bestowed upon man ,apart from all the crap you have to take the trade off is all good i say.....still hooters like everything else is a matter of taste...........anyways my april fools day was a wash out still move on ...anyways easter great day for the kids all my easters were great furnished with chocolate eggs ...(.big thing in the UK)the greatest day you can eat chocolate till you barf.....
but the whole thing like everything else is marred by business ..all holidays have become a status thing whether it be thanksgiving ,christmas ,hannukah ...whatever...corporations have ruined
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well its may...and i have not made a visit here in a while...well the simple fact is i have been lazy...no excuses ....i am still up north and enjoying the change ...although hypocrisy is never a stones throw from wherever you go ....i find it strange that i am in a somewhat religiously orientated area ...if i am to put it mildly ...people who know me say i am being frugile with my sarcasm...but for a place to be very religious and wholesome and country....there ia an abundance of alchoholism...unwed young mothers,,divorces,drug problems ,and an unusual amount of dead beat dads........and of course hunting ....now if you are into religion it does say that thou shalt not kill ...yet find people who are invested into a deeply religious setting seem to do more killing than the average joe......or whatever name you may choose to refer to but joe seems to be the one that most people prefer....not sure as to why ....joe and bill seem to be common names to use in life ...like for instance the avergae joe has to pay bill......well !!! anyways i am not sure that religion works that well in any case because if it did then there would not be all those problems ...hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! of course those who will defend their beliefs will say that i am being too picky ...well no i am true and speak the truth ....i tend to ruffle feathers ....more often than i care to imgaine ..but hey !!! you live by the sword you forge in the fires of life ...some people get uncomfortable when you speak the truth .....but thats the price one has to pay ...i have always said life is not a popularity contest ....i totally detest individuals who parade double standards and then act like butter does not melt in their mouth ...do the right thing ....still its may and the summer is almost here ...its time to get the deck chair ,beach towel, andall other beach related products unpacked ,its time to sweat like a congress men in an underage chatroom ........................I am still a believer of the old philosophy believe nothing of what you hear and only half of what you see .....for example if you really think that the man that appears to be a really nice man you know the ones with the perfect white smile ...the suit ...the ever adoring wife ..the family man who talks diligently about ..the core value of marriage and fidelity and he is in a position of power where every one listens to him and believes him....this folks i will give you a prime example ...two word one name ....john edwards ...this is the worst kind he is banging some whore who knows has wife has cancer...but it makes it all good because she is in remission huh !!!!!!!!!! talk about good all american family values ...here is a man who parades along in the spotlight while banging some bitch and having a kid.....so the next time you are standing to a man who looks like the ideal man .....chances are they are not ...beware of the man who professes he is a nice guy...more than likely he is not.............
usually less said is more ..... well its nearly the end of may ...seems like we just celebrated new year time certainly does fly...old cliches cannot stand then where does that one actually come from ...did somone spaz out on acid and see a flying clock ....that would be reminiscent of haight ashbury ...although i never was or made or got there i heard it was a hell of a place ...dam it !!! hippy heaven as it was renowned ...still i guess flying is the fastest mode of transport and maybe that was it ...well we are on the threshold of summer...and wow!!its hot already .....will be looking for some place to retreat to i do not want to be sweating like an illegal immigrant in a stove in a new jesrey diner..this would suck as rather badly ....i am hopefully making abet that america will not get tangled with the koreans ...as much as i despise ...the whole pan asain culture and did make a visit to these bizarre disgusting cultures...america may find itself in a awkward situation ...although korea has more than a few hungry foot soldiers .
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06-08-2009
June
well summer has officially started .....and its bloody hot ....which is okay rather than being cold as you can see by the date i have gotten in here kinda late to start the month...buy hey its like its my office so what the hell right ....even if i did not come in who cares ...its not like i have staff and payroll ....thank god for that i tell you ...they say that responsilbilties help you acheive more and grow up ....well who is in a hurry to grow up ...i mean when you lose your innner child does'nt life start to get really boring.
i say success is not derived by how big your boat/bank balance/house/car/or pretty your little wife is ....nope i think success is when you get to do what you want ,when you want ...without having to give an explanation to anyone .
Anyways once in a while i do come across situations which people decide that my website or what i do is inappropriate...i am flattered..but i do not see these people stepping up to pay my bills/vacations/car insurance/phone bill/or anything that involves me opening a wallet ...funny people want to be involved in your life yet not pay bills ....sounds like the making of a dead beat dad/mother or something in that region .......but until somone in their right state of mind decides to be my keeper(there is as much chance of this happening as i personally getting a lunchtime poledance from anna nicole smith at a sleazy las vegas titty bar ) so with that rock on summer hopefully i will be visiting florida soon.....
There's always one
i really do not have a goal in having this website ...its like fun a toy something to let poeple know i am rambling /ranting...at the world and at me sometimes ...but for some reason people have the time to wander in to my guest book and write non constructive garbage with no meaning under pseudo names that a monkey could have thought of and think that its really funny ..personally if you have the time to do that you may want to divert you time to doing something useful like get a job and pay your way in life and then you would not be so angry /upset/jealous/and critical of people who have things ...........
although i do not mind somewhat that people find me more interesting than themselves ..its not my gig if thats your thing ....these traits are usually the fundamental basics of a stalker mentality ....which i will never understand why person spend so much of precious life being obsessed by somone else ...in other words stalkers and people similar in interests must be really boring people at heart and hate themselves because they like this person more than themselves ...but hey if thats you gig and thats all you have to offer then go ahead ........
A GREAT LOSS TO ALL......
Well a great loss to the music world as micheal J keeld over and checked out...well not exactly keeled over but checked out a great artist loved by many tortured and extorted by a few .....this will always be the case in life....there are always the group of people that hate themselves ...u really do not get that in liofe why a person would be given a gift of life and be filled with anger hatred an stupidity....i could understand if the person was ina wheelchair and had many personal illnesses...but there are a few who seem to think that life owes them ............newsflash ...just in...........shit or get of the pot life owes you crap you snooze you lose that simple........so jacko is gone and his music and dance lives on .....and people think they have problems the guy croaks and leaves three kids and he is poorer than a field rodent.....shocker huh the greatest entertainer checks out with less money than a mujahadeen market trader with an itch....so the guy was broke just goes to show you that all is not what it appears .....the person that screams the loudest usually does the least........well july is a few days away and half the year is gone and its hot as hell ....my prediction is we might /should/could /have a war soon by the way things are going in the world...this i predict but the death of jacko never saw that one coming............
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well another month gone by as i am way too lazy to put pics in the last few months i never bothered with a piccie section here ...anyways if you want to see some pics there is a link to some of my work on photobucket.com and just type in internationalhippie...thats if you have nothing else to do in life and feel you may waste away some of your day looking at my shit....so no fireworks for me ...i have seen them in some of the greatest cities in the world and you know they are all the same ......good to do if you have kids ....but not my gig ..one of my strangest things in life yet is i am parent to an abandoned bat that i found ...yep fangs and all its fun cute and hopefully it will live kind of interesting looking after such a small creature i know if he flies off and has family they will not visit me at weekends or call me up asking for a weekend stay...but as he is a wild creature as soon as he is ready i will set him on his merry way ....you may ask why am i calling it a he .....why not i found him and if it is a she well whatever i am not going into looking for bat genitals and stuff i have other things to think about ..........
well michael jackson gets buried this tuesday and it should be interesting his funeral will be as big if not bigger than elvis presleys ....of course ther will be the onlookers,the fainters ,so on and so forth ...where do all these people get the time to go to these gigs do not have jobs or does their parents fund them...i certainly thought the man was a musical talented unique genuis in every sense of the word ...he ws always mooched upon by leeches for money ...funny how when money becomes involved it does strange things to people ....i myself always thought its a divider in every sense of the word ...unless you are in a strip club then its called funny money then all hell breaks loose and you forget about time/work/responsibility/wife/girlfriend.....thats the only time it completely becomes a whole new thing....although in these confines it seems to go nowhere and loses its way real fast...but still you cannnot have it all...and by the way they call strip clubs a gentlemans club what pile of crap this is first of all gentlemen died out way long time ago in the 40 and fifties there is no such thing these day its a pile and entertainers strippers call themselves ....no michael jaclson was an entertainer .....showing your vag for a dollar bill is not entertainment at all ....so now that i have that off my chest its time for me to feed my nocturnal friend and have a cup of coffee..............
well its half way through july ......is it my imagination or are summers getting hotter....i guess wh really did do a good job at banging up the planet......does this mena in the end we will have to wear SPF 120 to the beach or just to go shopping....not that i go shopping unless its to a place that sell high perfomance tools .....i guess thats a guy thing and since i like building stuff .... well there is no where to hide in this heat......
well i guess its better than the freezing cold ,which i am totally opposed to i every way shape or form....i am not a lover of bad weatehr and refuce to hang around in the cold .....i truly believ in my deepest of hearts that the cold weather was exclusively designed for penguins,seals,polar bears and animals that can sleep for 5 months at a stretch and have 4 inches of fur or blubber enveloping the torso.....although i will make an exclusion for snowboarding only in resorts though....well july is pretty non eventful .....but there is still a couple of weeks left.....
END OF THE MONTH.....................
well as i am too lazy to get my ass in here on a regular basis ....its not like have to or i have any obligations its a toy/plaything ..you know like those life size sex dolls that people buy although this is more acceptable and the upkeep is reasonable .....never understand that whole life size sex doll thing.....have you seen the people that fork out 7 grand for a life size woman who does nothng not even talk .....these are creepy guys and you do not need to wonder why they do this becaseu what women would like to hang out with these guys ....a life size doll is not going to tell you ,your breath smells like ass is it ....and i guess you can pass gas and she will not complain ...and i guess the food bills are cheap ...i mean what the hell do you feed a silicone doll ....moving on ...as i was saying i venture in here when i can get the time or be bothered ....mostly the latter ...its not like a have a worldwide following and have to keep it updated ....great...although someday i will get it running properly .....you know fix the spelling mistakes and put picks in here ......hmmmm......well july went by fast and geeeez summmers are brutal there is no escape .....i will be making a pilgrimage back to SOFLA ....no rush ....you know i am in a rush to get back to the monkey cage that place is pretty , but the residents do leave a lot to the imagination ....if ignorance was rewarded in cash sums then fort lauderdale would be the richest place on earth....it is a myriad of barbie dolls,cougars,wannabee gangsters ,broke rich looking people,plastic surgery nightmares,and people trying to fuck you over for the last dime in your cars ashtray.....its a soulless wasteland ,but underneath it all the winters are great ....amidst the confusion of fathers day ,mothers day ....and who is who and when ....its like every other city USA....and has more malls ...than anywhere else in the USA.....but it is on the doorstep of miami and palm beach its the gateway to south america....and the sunshine and sleaze is abundant add great winter weather .....and some free concerts and the hard rock hotel ....and you suddenly forget there is someone in america freezing their ass off while you party in shorts .....i do love to stroll around the hard rock hotel and watch the white man sit at the indians table ....and lose his shirt /car/house/kids college fund/wifes inheritance.....karmically its nice to see a reversal of fortune ...of how ones ancestors palmed of the indians to a swampland ...who knew they would drain it and build and make shit loads of cash to no end and then buy out a whole chain ....never underestimate the underdog....because there is always hope ....the hard rock is a monument to a nation treated like outcasts now they are cleaning up big time ...and when you see these guys strolling around in their massive trucks with the reservation tags and their own police force ....just shows you be careful who you fuck over in this life because inevitablly payback is a big bitch ....also they have a great poolside service on a sunday at the hard rock .....
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August
this time last year i was enjoying the fruits of the fringe festival ...this year i am sweating like an underpaid underaged chinese laundry workers with no benefits...and being eaten alive by mosquitos..its hot and i do miss the scotland crisp cold mornings ...although thats about as much as i can take of the cold weather.....you know its cold when you go into a coffee shop for your morning fix and penguins are standing behind polar bears waiting for a fix of caffeine ....if you like it that cold ...then you deserve to freeze your ass off....i must admit i do prefer a temp range of between 50 and 85 why because i do and there is nothing wrong with that at all .......so summer has almost gone one month left ....but this year has gone by real quick ....time flies when you are having fun right .....i must make the effort to place some pics in my blogs but ...i never seem to co-ordinate bringing my media card and uploading pics in here i will some day....all this techology ....cannot keep up.....well hope august does not get any hotter ...maybe we will get a hurricane or two in florida ...that will jump start their flagging economy.....i went to home depot the other day and it did not look at all busy i usually gauge things on home depot......and the doughnut shop ....you will know when things get real bad ...when you do not see police officers in dunkin donuts ...this will be the beginning of the end .....by the way toasted coconut are the best................
almost the end of august summer went quick ...they say it goes by even faster when you have kids ....well good luck on that deal...i try to slow things down by people watching in various coffeeshops ..i find this fun to people watch ....every now and then you get an angry bastard who just hates life and no matter how many cups they have had they are miserable..this i will never understand ...its been hot this month...i did miss my pilgrimage to memphis for the celebration of the anniversary of elvis's death ..but i started thinking about the amount of people that were there .....approximate figures were predicted to be between 7-10 thousand .....then i started thinking of things like....the most important parking where the hell am i going to park my car as i know i am going to get jacked on a parking fee....toilets all these people plus me looking for a place to go ...water ,food,mobility..then i thought maybe i will go when its less busy and get all of the above without getting into a scuffle/fight/shooting/stabbing/beating...either or/bitchslapping ....this endeavour made me think why the hell do all these people go there in one huge lump ..i sure do think of the hygene thing also ...so i will go on a day when i can get parking and food and a drink ....and also get into graceland that why you go there anyways what the hell good is it standing outside his house in the bloody heat.....
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well i seem to be getting later coming in here every month ........well its not like its a classroom and i am going to be punished for being late by a sarah palin looking teacher ..this would be worth the punishment .....well here i am two weeks late and much like the news a guy who has been single all his life does not want to hear from a drunken one night stand ..right....well its the 14 th and today i got some sad news from a friend of mine in fort lauderdale ....his wife carol called to say her husband peter died in colarado in an ATV accident .....i loved this couple and am somehwhat reeling from his loss a great man and a great husband ..his wife is so adorable and sweet and he was a great man ...not the first thing to hear on a monday but my thoughts and prayers are with her and peter ...so today i am leaving this whole section to the memory of peter who is a great and to his sweet wife carol who has suffered a great loss in her life ....my heart goes out to peters wife ,son and family .....
peter bierstarker ........................
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10-01-2009
October
well ....another month its October fest in Germany i will not be going there ....for many reasons one is i do not drink ....and honestly f you are going to go to the largest piss-up in the planet you got to get hammered ....i do not like the revolving bed syndrome that is accompanied with excessive drinking....and you promise yourself every time that this happens you will never do it again ......well we all know its a crock ....so i do not partake in the bizarre ritual as also having major heart surgery i would be asking for a rather large kick in the bollocks ....and this would be really not beneficial as i have to take meds to stop all sorts of crap from messing up my heart ....so there are plenty more ways to have fun ...still the odd glass of fermented grapes once in a while is meant to be good for the old ticker....that and some fine Italian cuisine ........well anyway now i should be departing for sunny Florida ...the monkey cage ......maybe one day i will get my website in order ....then again maybe not ..its like that drawer i the kitchen with all the crap i it you know where you put all the stuff your are too lazy to put somewhere it should be ...i think its is my website ...oh well ........
it's almost the end of the month again ...seems like they go fast or maybe i am not paying attention ...and who would i send the check to anyways ...........well i guess it better not to worry about the whole time factor ....well i never really did that anyways ....not top of my list of priorities ...although ,if i am going somewhere i do not like being late ,so i leave the house really early and stop for coffee on the way..and maybe take some pics or something ...theres always something to do when you are going somewhere........festivities are almost upon us once again ..it seems i just celebrated them or was it something else ..who knows ....oh well guess i will do my usual christmas festivity .....get my lawn chair and go lie on a beach somewhere ....yes i know you must have correlated that i have a lawn chair for the beach .....well when i bought it it said lawn chair ....but the price was right ....so i will probably in the lifetime of this lawn chair actually partake to parking in a lawn somewhere ...maybe some concert or event or something....more like something.....is it me or does the christmas stuff seem to be coming out on the shelves earlier each year ..maybe i am paying too much attention to this ...soon it will be the places wil be leaving out christmas stuff all year ...wow !!!! how annoying that would be ...when you are trying to buy something say like cheese whizz ....and there are boxes of rudolph the red nosed reindeer chocolates on the shelf and you cannot get the cheez whizz .....never block the cheez whizz ....kids and adults like will riot.....or twinkies places would create problems if they blocked the twinkies .....i am not sure why twinkies are addictive like meth , but i have heard they are addictive...i have never tried a twinkie and not sure i want to as who needs more sugar ........
HALLOWEEN
i guess its a great time of the year t go and watch people get into their creative groove ...this i did embark upon by going to one of my favourite places in the USA .....no , not a japanese sauna!!!!!although it is one of my fav hangouts !!!!!!!............beale street in memphis ...well me being somewhat cynical with most things .......i love beale street its a great place for music people watching and especially halloween ....yes it is a mad palce and especially tis night ....i di my rounds but found a great place ....ALFREDS a rib joint ....yes a meat emporium where the canivorous party goers congergate ....i did not indulge in bovine body parts cooked in a special tennessee juice no , i went because inside entertaining...the bovine mucnching intoxicated revellers was one of the greatest elvis impersonators i have seen ...yes in a rib shack ....i did not get his name but this guy kicked ass and he was really sounding like the big man himself ....he was the later elvis ..but bloody good ......the place was extermely busy .......hurrah !!!!! to the hot memphis broads who paraded around in the cold in their bikinis that took guts and a nice body which obvoiously both they had to have had ...nice one beales street one of my fav places in the USA ........
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NOVEMBER
Well here it is november and i am still up north i am on the verge of descending south to sunny flroida aka...the monkey cage/wack city/fart loserdale/fort liqourdale/skank ho city/armpit junction..
anyways i should be there sometime before thanksgiving or the return of the spanish armada...or something eventful that may make me move my ass ... i will get there it will be a slow journey and a sightseeing experience so off to the sunshine state of mind it is .......
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DECEMBER
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well here we are the tail end of the year .......time to get prepared for another year......although we got to get through the whole " what do you want for christmas routine ".........
well what i want and what i would get are two diffrent things ....and probably in my warped mind what i want would not befitting of the festive season...it would involved a very buxom hot woman ......with lots of stange objects toallly unrelated to christmas ....no bells and not one piece of gift wrapping paper involved .......but hey its only a wish ...although this is easily obtainable through craigslist .....so that is never the issue here ..........................well december the malls are starting to get really crazy as peple are plundering around searching for that item that will make somone feel good at that special time ....personally i believe if you feel good all the time then you really do not need festivities to make you feel good about yourself and wash away any so called sins you may be harbouring like an unwanted lost relative ...we should no need days to make up for all the crap that we bestow on the ones we supoosedly love ..........still hallmark and all those underpaid enslaved sweat shops and bosses need this day to go fulfill their ever ending fantasy in strip clubs and coke whores and give endless money to their trophy wives to drive around in their luxurious cars so that the neighbours really think that they are good honorable members of the gated communities .....but we know that christmas has lost its way and its all about money...even other cultures have embarked upon removing christmas becasue they feel inferior to that day and now it has to be called holidays .......... because some cultures do not like the fact that hey do not have the same significance as xmas ......we all know that the people who stir up holiday rhetoric within their cultures are in the whole miserbale weak bastards with nothing more to do than use a culture as a tool to cause shit....when poeple start using their minds instead of race/culture.derivation/society to further their narcasisstic self enpowerment ..then people like me would not pick up on these mindless bastards and maybe ...these people could let others enjoy holidays ......oh merry holidays .........well!!!! you would not want one of these douchbag wingnuts think i am being a father christmas sympathiser now would you ?......................
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