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volleyball coach kills himself

Russian coach commits  suicide  because  his team done  shit ....come on !!!! get a grip ...obviously this guy ,had  a shitty life,he must have ate breath and  shat  volleyball,there is  more  to life than  that ...

All i can say is  wanker ...what sport is worth your life ..i mean come off it  you must have  to  be  a  real  flat boring prick  to think  all you have  in life is a volleyball team...

Well boo hoo sob ....i never understand  those  people who   do nothing more than live for one  thing  ..its a big  fucking planet  get over your  big  insecure  small dicked  ego .....

Anal tattooing ..........

Call me old fashioned,  but i really do not get this  deal ...first off, the top its  got to hurt,...........  like  hell it must hurt  more than 
a  first  meet  with jerry sandursky ......whats the point in  tattooing a  very sensitive  place  where you dump.

Do you really need  a tattoo  that  bad  to stand  out but in the hole.....not sure  why that   would be  interesting  showing  people  your  hole , and  saying  bill bam bam  tattooed  my asshole .....

I guess , its  just to try  something different ,  but  how  does  one  take a  shit , if your  anus is  all scabbed  up...... how  do you wipe  without smudging , how do you know  when its  all healed ...good luck  if you  have money to waste ..... and you are desperately seeking to  be  different then  march right on  in  .....

airlines banning clothes well what they think is ofensive

Flying,once  was  fun,......but now its a nightmare ,you do not know what to wear..... anymore ,because ,all these  idiot Airlines are so  retarded..... and spineless , coupled.......  with those  weak ass  TSA  employees .... 

I mean  have you seen the losers that work  for the  TSA ......  jesus  christ...!!!  where  do they find  those  people,.....  Denny's  what a fucking motley crew ,and  i live in florid  so there is no hope  at all .....!

Flying is a total abortion,now  its  run  by  complete  fucking idiots , all these  stewardesses (who have been  intoxicated  by too much peroxide gone to their  heads  burn the brain)... are  nothing more  than  air waitresses  who think their  shit do es  not stink  ...yes well it does ....!!!!!

People are standing  by ,and letting themselves  be  stood  over  ......  when are  Americana , going to  stand up , and  fight.... rather  than be  bossed about ,

 You  have  a  right , and its  amendments ask for you  money back  ....airlines  are…

Air guita world championships ......

There is  fist pumping championships world records   ......which i thought was  not a  skill ......but  there is  also a world  championship for  air guitar........!

In case  you  do not know ,what this is ,its a man?boy/retard/basement dweller......... that goes on stage,and pretends he is playing a guitar ,........yes pretends .....if it was not  bad  enough ,guitar hero,where i personally think,....if you are going to spend as much time  learning this  crap ,you could have  learned the real fricking thing...................

But, that's  how i  see it  .......no one else  has to agree with me ,its your world , but air guitar , were you  simply go on stage, and  make believe, you are playing a  non-existent  guitar.........how  many kids  have  spent away worthless hours  pretending to play a guitar  and they may have accomplished  a  more  fruitful  venture ...like  say helping Simone   ......

So i guess , when you are  say like  25 ...i hope  ...your  dating credentials  are ,....…

lance armstrong lsoes his 7 titles ..............................

lance  Armstrong quit his quest,to clear his name ......i personally think he is  a  lying shit

Why did he not submit to a lie detector test,this would have been the easiest answer.... to his innocence rather than spend  a  lot of money trying to clear his name.

I personally think all athletes  somehow dope themselves ,either way he could have made his life easier but no his ego got in the way ...

If you have 7 titles and your innocent you would want people to know you are a  great athlete,but he has given up ...i certainly would do everything in my power ,include taking a lie detector to prove i was the best .....


wild animals ...yes wild means wild ....

It never ceases to amaze me,people lose  limbs ,doing stuff with wild animals, you may think they want to be left to fuck alone ......i have not a gram of  sympathy for your ass ....i have no desire , to  inter re-act, take part there in  of, or  participate with a  wild  fricking animal........

A wild animal only knows  one  thing ,your  fricking lunch .......you can say all you want , here is  an example .......  Siegfried and Roy yes, those two flamboyant tiger trainers , they eat, slept ,and  bred  those  bad  boys ...and yet ,one of them still reverted  back to old  mother  nature....and messed  Roy up good and proper........

when you have  the word wild ,inserted in anything , shit is  going to go wrong .....i do not make the rules , that,s  how it is.....wild safari......i personally would love to go to the Serengeti,  maybe  one  day ...but  only if someone  has  a high powered rifle,  pure and simple ......

People piss and moan about being  injured ,screwed up, by wild  animals.…

military jet ....what a waste of money

Once again the military ,or whoever is in charge ,of this dumb ass project......to make a jet go 6 times the speed of sound ....why,why do we need it ...it only lasts a few minutes....whats the point of going 6 times the speed of sound ...

The airline companies are  so scared of everything ...the TSA  is  run by  complete  morons  and as shit as it is ...they cannot get you  anywhere without problems.....and by  (or on time usually)....the way this  crashed  this experiment ....but it costs hundreds of millions of  dollars ....because they said  they could not get the same  effect in a  wind  tunnel....

I do not know  why we  need this  crap.....why don't they spend those millions of dollars making the skies  safer ,than  cutting all the corners  in the airline  industry ....but no its more  important than people  lives,  than to have  a stupid  experiment......  that crashed and burned ....there goes  your  hard earned taxpayers dollars  again folks

The great doug stanhope

Ladies and gentlemen  ...i got to see the the funniest man alive....well apart from the man in the white house ,who thinks  he is  helping you ,thats  f**&^g  funny and  people  believe  him.......no seriously i got the  privilege  to meet  doug stanhop...who is   way beyond  mainstream  comedy ....

This man will leave you  with thoughts you could never  imagine ,he has  taken  parts in life  ,where we have all been  and  shown us  how stupid we  all  are .....

This man  went on stage  for 2 hours ,and barraged  the  people who  do stupid shit ,and  made it so so so  funny,and  when you examine it ....you realise  how  really stupid the planet is ....

Anyways  doug stanhope  is   just  beyond  funny ...the best show i have ever seen  by far eddie  murphy and  dice  clay were okay but this  man may be  our  greatest  comedian  ever ......

gracelands 35 years on..............

Lisa Marie  Presley done the right thing, by not listening to others.......by opening Graceland's....if you never have been there then you have missed  musical greatness......

i have been to Graceland's many ,many, times......Elvis Presley.....even the great  john Lennon , admitted  that before Elvis,.....was nothing ....i myself  believe this dearly....

Graceland's, is  one of the most unique places i have  ever  seen , and to think that  this man entertained , greatness  here ,...he left  more than just a house ,in the eternal gardens ,,,,,, there is a  constant stream of  people  paying homage to  musical greatness..... ,and  it  is  like it  just happened   yesterday....it looks  like  Elvis  had  just  died  ...

The lines of Elvis fanatics ,...... including myself , have  always  believed  this  man  set the bar  high ...and  started  a  whole new music  genre

Graceland's ,is  absolutely something that  should be  seen, it was one of my dreams, and  was  well worth it…

worker sues disney world becasue of head scarf.....

Listen up ....i will say this ..... if you want to pray ,practice,  eat sleep ,and shit your religion ....then do so ....but like all cultures ..... leave the fuckers at home ......Imane boudal is  suing  Disney world , because she  cannot wear  her  head  scarf ....

 I will say it now,  like  i  always  do,.......  religions and  cultures are  shit  pure and  simple ......here it is  pure and fucking simple  .when in rome..... do as the romans  do ....its really  fricking annoying these  days , when America  has  to pander  to every  fricking  stupid  culture  ...

Its America ......, hot dogs and shit  knock it off .....with your  shit ....so  can we  go to an Islamic  country ,and  cook ribs....  and  wear  a flag  no  ...so why does  America  put up with this  shit  ,....

I will tell you  why ....because  spineless  turds, are  letting  people  run all over  Americans .....this  broad  had  a job as story tellers cafe .........no, but  not enough...... i  need  to bring my ass culture…

Stars earn stripes ...what a load of bollocks

I really now have to say,reality shows,.... they are  running out of ideas  .....this is the shittiest in the pile  yet......stars  earning stripes....real action live ammo....yep!!!!!.....  no one  has  been  shot in  the ass, no one  dead  ....i am  sure those  Hollywood  actors........yep actors ...can you believe anything ,....they say  they are actors for gods  sake ....even when they are dong re-hab and shit  they are their own  enemies .......
 no one believes them......
The general looks like a used  car  salesmen  ......and a  pussy ....i predict this  will fail ...its a pretty  machoesque, self deficating .... camouflage ,butt licking,....... reality show  ......i feel if the chances that  you may get killed  ...especially some of those  actors  the  ante  would up a little ...............

There is no way, they would do a so called  reality show, where a  famous ,or  nearly,  would be killed , too many  attorneys running shit ,and rule ,and  laws .....people  cant  even touch e…

Fastest texter there is a competition..and a prize

Well,who knew there was a competition for the  fastest text er in America,with a  $50,000 prize.....yep who the hell knew  there was  such a thing..........

On one hand you have the law,telling,  that texting, and  driving is  killing  kids  every  half hour........but then on the flip side,there is a  contest reward  for being a fast  texter....and the kid  that won the  prize.......  says he texts  so much  he lets  people  know  streets  signs and  such like.....

Well, all i can say ,that even  a pastime that kills everyday, is also a very skill that pays handsomely ...nice.......you see the poster  ...texting while driving  equals death.....but also pays if you are the fastest.......only in America !!!!!!!!!!

mitt introduces his new VP paul ryan

Mitt Romney  came on TV,  with the patriotic  hoolah ,and  pageantry of a war win ...in front of  the USS  Wisconsin ,...( incidently a  warship from wisconsin  only means  cheese  to me  ...nothing scary)......it was  like  the  opening them to  a  star wars  convention....with the usual political pomp and  circumstance  ,that  those oh so  self indulgent  politicians  love.......

I mean it  just  would not be the same ,if they casually walked out and  introduced themselves  now  would it.......course  not....you need that  George Lucas  ....empire  strikes , back  charged up ,feeling  ...or how else  do you get the flag waving  future  victims  riled up ....

lets be honest ....we  need the sea of  red white and  blue  patriotism .........., in the  boring  humdrum of  everyday  USA.....let us all be  real and say all you  patriotism and flag waving ,and putting your  hands on your  heart  to the tune of and old  English beer  drinking  song ...does not mean  squat ,......... when you …

global warming...well its our fault.....

I don't know about you ,but i am sick of  hearing about global warming,well its all our  faults ,and its not going to stop anytime soon..unless  we  give up luxuries ....and when you think about it,we  live in selfish times ,its  blamed  on everything  from  refrigerants ,to factories ....

Yes,we can all do our parts ,but its too late, even if we  all banded together tomorrow ..it would take the earth 100 years   to  start to feel the effects  of this  effort....

tornadoes ,hurricannes....so on and so forth ...and  tsunamis....yep ,those are not funny sideshows ...and  yes  devastating ...but somone , gets clubbed in them....few thousand  here , few  hundred  thousand there .....but the  world  is  overpopulated  and everyone is in it together ....that includes  me ....what can i  do ...drive less  use  less eat less  ...hell no!!!!  no one  else is  ....china  is  overproducing and  overpopulating like  everyone  else  ....they have to meet the worlds demands  for cheap goods...

The…

randy travis ......DUI...plus naked .....

Well they are normal after all, randy travis, was caught  drunk driving and naked  and  bruised ,........i know  some  country  people  are questionable  ,but how the hell do you get to be  drunk bruised  and  naked ......
Well golllleee!!!!! he will have plenty material for  his new  album huh!!!!!!....i mean what the hell do you do to get drunk bruised and  naked i know country  people  like to party but this is beyond ....
One thing is sure in all of this   at least we  know  the famous  people  are as  mental as  us  ....if  not worst....

sex classes ,kissing classes ,love classes ....are you serious

I have been reading, that  some  women ,men and couples ,are going to classes that teach them how to kissing, and how to love each other ....
Are people that emotionally bankrupt/desolate/empty ,they do not  know  about love making /kissing/all the things  about eroticism....
What the hell have these  people been doing with their  lives ..... if they have to go to those  classes ......i do see  how you might have to go to pottery/basketweaving /painting/sculpting.....but kissing and learning how  to love .....this points  to one  thing, their  is  someone  making money  from  someones  insecurity............

Surly people  are not that behind, that they need  to learn  to kiss......  decently ....well i thought i have  heard  everything  ...but i guess  not   ..did their  parents friends  or some people  not help them out  .....seems  nuts  that you have  to go to a  class  to learn  how  to  get it on !!!!!!!

romney v obama political slander

All the money spent on slandering goes to prove one thing about politicians .....low self  esteem .......if you are secure  with   who you are ,then  words are only word,.....any secure  grown male (which is   as  rare  as  rocking horse  shit).....should know that ssarcasm is the sincerest form of  jealousy....that's if you know if you have not figured  that out ...well then your in the shit.....

I love  how  the  so called  men of  politics ,spend insurmountable amounts of  money, on attacking each other  ,but a real man  has  nothing to hide ,if he is intellectual and  can  handle rhetoric  ,then idle words  will reveal that the opposition is  merely a pre-pubescent school boy  merely  grown up  laughing at fart  jokes.

I watch Romney and Obama  like two  puff chested , men At  a cock fight(excuse the pun) .....slamming each other , at the  expense of other people ........

 .....and i  find  it  strange  and  ludicrous, that  the  majority  have  not figured this out ....its  is a…

Zombies in manhattan peple scared..........

Zombies in Manhattan walking around  ...well  first  of  all its a fucking pile ....keep it to movies  ...what if  a serious  son  of  a bitch  had  shot one of those   people , because he  was  scared ....there are  lots  of  scared  ...(or  as  they say  up north skeeered)...and he may have  opened  fire  ....

I think this   was   a  little  dumb , because  most  people  today are  scared  shirtless of  everything.......  the govt  has  people  terrified....if you want to  see  zombies,  go to my town in  Scotland ....... there  are  fricking  zombies  there  ...unfortunately they are  so whacked out on drugs ....that's  the zombies .....

I  never   did  like  zombie  movies   ....apart from the  killing part , ...storyline  was  shite!!!!!!!!!   ...but i did  however ,like the PlayStation  zombie  game   awesome  ........especially ,when you  got upgraded  to the  sawn-off pump action  shotgun ...(or as  they say in  alabama   birth control method).........

of course if you  live …

people being to thin skinned ...knock it off ....

I personally think people  have way too much time on their  fricking hands ........NBC,    apparently ran a spot  , which  depicted  gold  medal winner  gabby  for her  gymnastics....then  ran  an ad  for  the  animal clinic  deal,and the  little monkey holding  the rings ...there is  no correlation ...its people  insecurity and low  self  worth  they feel  everyone is  against them .....

The  people  of  America  are  becoming way  to  sensitive, and  insecure  about  every  little  thing  .......and of  course ,the  vultures are  hovering ........lawsuit!!!! lawsuit!!!!  i have to pay  back my student loans  or  make  my  self  useful   are the cries of attorneys .....

i have  never lived  in a  country, where  every  tom,dick, harry,/sally...... so on and so  forth  is looking for a  lawsuit.......its pathetic  state of  affairs ..

Here is  an example  of the stupidity of  how the American  law  works ....this is a  fact by the way  and  shows  hos  stupid  things really are .....

A wo…

snoop dogg and a name change ......

I have  seen snoopy doggy dogg  twice in concert ,he is  funny, entertaining ,and  a  good  show  ,with plentiful  debochka's around ....
But now snoop, is having a  Rastafarian revelation,and  now he  wants his name  to be changed to snoop lion .....yes,we  all know   snoop has  a weakness  for the ganja ....but he is  losing his mind ....he is  changing from a dog to a pussy ....well a big pussy  to be precise ...that's  not  gonna  work........

It's a  known  fact  ,well  most  of his  fans  know, of snoops infamous  /notorious ties to LBC........,.why not, he is  the dogfgather....how is the crew going to call him it ...it sounds  like shitty ...

He visited  a rasta  priest, (aka.) a stoner  .... who anointed  him,  snoop lion........if you are gonna  get high  think of  a decent  fricking name  for  christ's sake ......

I would trust a  rasta  priest, as  much as a  catholic one , ......nah!!!!!  never gonna  happen/work......bollocks i  say ...i have  a name  and its…

Pauly D....... 11 milion a year.........

Pauly d  one of the stars...if you didn't already know,  from  the over the top GTL crew , from new  jersey.....
I think its great  ,that one of their  characters,  moves on  to become making huge  bucks at his other  gig,  being a DJ ...i mean  he is  commanding 11 million a year.....

I mean why not is he  worth it,well you figure it out, he  must be ,because someone is  giving him the green....he is a star...reality star....and jersey shore ,has become iconic for the mindless pre-pubescent mall rats who need  a role  model, to  define their  lives  ....because we all know half the parents are fucking stupid 

We all know  .....well those  who  do not have their  head  buried  up their  ass  anyways, that any  dumb idiot   can  knock up a ho ,

....but what it takes  to be a  parent, is  a whole  life  of  being selfless......i say this  because ,if you  look around, and  see  half the women.......... (well i am being  fricking generous  i would say  the other side of two thirds ).....…

taxing the athletes ....this is absurd .......

I am not  sure about you , but i think this is absurd ,taxing the athletes  who  perform ..superhuman  sports  all in the name of  the good old  USA ....

Now  somewhere there is a fucker  ,behind  this  deal, and what a fucker they/he /she  is ...... someone  has  gotten to have  dreamed  up this  pile ....and of  course  if it was their  kids  would they like it  .....

No its  some  lobbyist /lazy ass no good  piece of  human excrement ....who has  nothing  better  to do  with his /her  silver spooned  education  but to come up with a rule   to tax  athletes .....

of course USA, the dirt bag of the biggest economic  engine,  is  not happy enough  ......by sending  some  young  abnormally athletic  amazing individuals , to perform and bring back medals .....but taxing them  ...who are these  fricking parasite..........  i hope they get  run over .....

barock obama  could  step in right now..... and null  this   ....but of course its  money, and  we   all know  the   legend  of American  g…

macauley culkin addicted to heroin ....!!!!!

Well one of the tabloids has  reported  that macauley  caulkin,..... may be  addicted to heroin or  prescription drugs.....!!!!!really...i mean a  famous actor who has  not really had  a decent acting gig since part monster  or  whatever .......wow!!!!! there  fricking tabloid whores  are mental ......

Like he  will be  a  revelation ,listen up  ,he is  an  actor and  rich and probably bored  living in his penthouse ....like most of the  dysfunctional hollywoodesque/washed up......why not they can  afford it.............

I think if you take away  heroin and prescription drugs  for m hollywood  there  would be  nothing....don't get me wrong this fucker w as  funny  in  home  alone and good  in party monster ....but they all have their  days.....some actors  are  mono  and  can only have  a few  side  .....its  hard  being in the realms of  christian slater  /johnny depp /nicholas cage/di caprio/nicholson.......so on and so forth.......


but how many actors are really straight and  clea…

crop circles what a a load of bollocks

If you do not already know , that crop circles,are done by pranksters ....all this  confusion about alien ,or magnetic  field bollocks .......its basically a  few people  with a  few  boards and some  imagination ,,,

There is nothing outer space about crop  circles  ,of  course  if you  need  drama  and  but into it  ...its all good  ...but  its  done  with a   few  people  a  diagram and  some  wooden boards .....

Crop circles, have been around in England  for   ever,  and  ever  ...but it's  people  just  expressing their  artistic  abilities...... and  messing with farmers , that's  all .......aliens !!!!!! nah  go watch a movie  ...

if  you need  to see  aliens ..... well there is  that dumb ass  tom Cruise, and the  weirdo  john Travolta , and the Scientology  wacko daddies ....
they have their spaceship parked in clear water  somewhere .............

there  has  been no  evidence of this  being done  ...some people  have  a need  to  show off , and why not in a  corn Field ...…

here is why i have a beef about michael vick

Michael Vick was given a golden pass ,to play for the eagles,  with a  pretty  hefty paycheck...but what if Michael Vick had been a child  molester.....but , he only electrocuted ,drowned pit bulls  becasue they were neither any good  or lost........

you see all the eagles  fans care about is , what he  can bring to the field.....surely they would not  feel the same if  michael,had  played  with children....all in the name of  sport eh .....

Here is how i see it, a  child molester,  is  still a child molester, and  animal killer  is still animal killer ...does not  go away ...but i guess  eagles  fans  would have  been skeptical, or maybe  not ,if  he  was  the other  ...but  as they see it he is only a dog  killer.......  that  scores  goals  for their  team......